A change in government

[den4]

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

 

[Arch]

Well im not american, so i dont know to either cry or laugh. But i can see where you are coming from

 

[Golgo_13]

Funny.

I'm gonna use that.

 

[Lina Inverse]

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

Straight and to the point

 

[kirei_na_me]

I think it fits perfectly. No pun intended, of course...

 

[Golgo_13]

I think it fits perfectly. No pun intended, of course...

LMFAO!

One size fits all!

 

[Knives]

haha well a condom would be fine cause sex is all that MOST people think about