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A change in government

den4

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
 

Arch

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Well im not american, so i dont know to either cry or laugh. But i can see where you are coming from
 

Lina Inverse

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den4 said:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Straight and to the point :D
 

Knives

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haha well a condom would be fine cause sex is all that MOST people think about
 
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