3 word story

[EmperorHirohito]

of useless information....

 

[RevengeBabyYeah]

which if consumed.......

 

[EmperorHirohito]

proved completely fatal..........

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

which was unfortunate.................

 

[RevengeBabyYeah]

as many penguins................

 

[marsans]

as were ready..............

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

to divulge such......................

 

[marsans]

titillating secrets to......

 

[EmperorHirohito]

whoever listened to................

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

them did so.

........................................

 

[EmperorHirohito]

So Harry Potter..................

 

[Kuroyume]

...blows up Hogwarts..

 

[EmperorHirohito]

with Semtex explosives................

 

[siqiao]

wif blood everywhere..

 

[EmperorHirohito]

theatrically staged so...........

 

[Kuroyume]

.......he is done.................

 

[EmperorHirohito]

visiting deathly hallows.

 

[A-chama]

But it wasn't .........

 

[Half-n-Half]

...enough to kill...

 

[Sukotto]

.....you in your..................

 

[EmperorHirohito]

wizard playing role.......

 

[Juno333]

, wearing a silly....

 

[Kuroyume]

.....shiny, pink hat........

 

[Juno333]

decorated with flowers...

 

[Kuroyume]

....and some ham...........
(it's kinda sick,... I know..^^)