then un-eaten by ( think J-Bot must be on my tail for the hard time I gave him turned her for not existing back in the Summer...I have to punch in more than 20 characters....ok, no sweat, I'll come pay you a visit J-Bot, and then we'll see how many characters you can type in....)
Off topic here...... Ok so it isnt Shakespeare, I had a bit of time and wanted to see what everyone had written here so far so I typed up the entire post up to this point and wanted to share this story with everyone here. I hope you guys dont mind too much.
My dog is actually a giant and he's short and hates licking very gross pieces of severed legs and hairy ones that the boobalaboobasaures like to munch. Now my cat is so sweet but it eats your soft flesh because you are heaven's tragic waste, was mysteriously carried to San Francisco by airplane because the train sunk with my luggage and now crows eat eyes of their enemies who gave them diseases when they kissed. (page one)
Then quite suddenly it exploded and the cheerful mice rejoiced their salvation the cat feasted on many dead a virgins blood laughing merrily he sank his fangs into the innocent man's soft mouth, said man screamed. His eyes widened he knew exactly that love was in the air! Hurt so much but cheerful angels smiled so sweetly trying hard to find the perfect to get into the cat toy with his spikes (page two)
And sharp knives that cut flesh the man proceeded to tickle my my fluffly pink slippers until they turned back into glass bowls and plates which he used to serve the lion king his morning soufflé. Which tasted like the stranger's knees dipped in hummus. Suddenly AstroBoy dipped without brushing properly his teeth into a pungent slime who turn into a really big jerkface named Bush. But the something beyond Saturn moved like a specter (page three)
Moved towards the everlasting chasm of darkness where awaited, with a long drawn out b~flat the band played a jazzy tune on exotic instruments the squeeked like strange vibes into an opened tube that was filled odd sandwich eating and smelled like oranges. Once again there was a garden gnome partying at a party looking for it's date, who went to the bathroom searching for her new tin foil shoes that were stuck in the (page four)
In the tub, the gnome laughed causing an uproar an international incident which started a war in the local Sunkus with a girl that ripped of someone's head and then ate it with a feverish enthusiasm lucky the police ran in circles before searching the internet for the new Chinese restaurant. After finding it they strutted inside and screamed in pure delight over the sardine dish that looked like it had just been eaten by (page five)
Then un-eaten by something that eats. Suddenly some exclaimed A NINJA MONKEY ate my chocolate! Then out of a sudden urgent a friggen huge need to escape the grasp of devious paper winged flying fortune cookies the gnome ran! It was like a fairytale of horror and delight to the dismay of someone that was hiding in a rather odd and compromising position with Batman. In a cold dark musty smelly basement.......
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