I basically meant they'd be hiring me at their own risk, that I might be the one person who puts them over their limit of overweight individuals.
So would they do the thing where my job becomes menial labor until I'm so bored I quit? If I acted like that was still the best job ever, what would happen next?
No offense, but you're so far ahead of the horse with your cart that you might as well just cut the reins.
What if when I become a billionaire they raise the taxes to 95% on billionaires?
You don't have any of the prerequisites yet to go to Japan, I wouldn't worry about getting fired from a job from which you're 4 years away from having the minimum qualifications.
Have you tried any apps? I once had a Nintendo DS cartridge that would teach not only vocabulary, but also how to write the characters. I sold that cartridge when I stopped using my DSi, but I digress.
A textbook isn't going to give me an audio example of a syllable or word. A textbook isn't going to tell me if my stroke order and placement is correct. Software might not be a decent substitute for actually taking a class, but I can choose when, where, and for how long to study. If I decide to take a class in the future, I shouldn't feel as overwhelmed by new material because I will probably have quite a bit committed to memory.
Yes.
I have.
I have tried every single shortcut there is because I'm a lazy learner. They don't work. None of them work. My Japanese is still so awful in part because I wasted so much time screwing around.
Textbooks *will* give you audio examples. Any recent and decent textbook has audio examples and work to do based on those examples. Look, you can make any excuse you want, but what it comes down to is that if you want to learn Japanese (not kanji, not vocabulary, not phrases, not stroke order) you're going to have to do some things which can't be described on an app page as "Tell your Japanese skills to saddle up because they just scored a one-way ticket to awesomeville with the one-of-a-kind Japanese app..."
This is not advice from me, it's advice from the people who needed to say it over and over until it finally got through my thick skull. People much smarter than me on this forum.
American colleges are already starting up for the year, so I'm a bit late.
Late registration at all of my alma maters is still open. I just checked. Go do one class at a community college. Take a class which transfers, perhaps a lab biology, I imagine everyone is still required to take biology unless the US education system has sunk lower than I care to imagine. Build from there.
Look, I'm not trying to be a dick, but what it sounds like is that you're kind of really loving the idea of going to Japan but perhaps not really wanting to do it. People who want things figure out how to get those things done. They don't find reasons why they can't do it... They just go out and do it.
If you want a snack you don't say "Well, what if the refrigerator door is sticky, then I'll have to wash my hands... Maybe I should just go on the internet and read about which soap is best." No, you go get the snack because you want the snack.
So decide what you want, figure out how to get it, and go do what it takes.