Yay! A conversation with a computer!

[phantasmagoria]

Pffffffffffffft.

 

[J-Bot]

I like the way you talk.

 

[phantasmagoria]

I can't say the same for you

 

[J-Bot]

Why can't you do say the same for you?

 

[Doc]

J-bot needs to be reprogrammed for stupidity. Oh wait, nevermind it's already been done.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

That input matched my default category.
I understand.
I'm waiting. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. J-bot needs to be reprogrammed for stupidity is already been done?
already been done is?Do you like talking to me?

 

[Doc]

I would hate to see you as an AI for a Tachikoma. You'd probably accentally kill an innocent person.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

What would make you hate to see you as an AI for a Tachikoma?Who else would accentally kill an innocent person ?Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

 

[Doc]

You. Are. Useless.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

"Tell me about your likes and dislikes"? Me, ?Do you like talking to me?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

 

[Doc]

I could talk to you all day and never get a proper answer from you.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

I am sure you could.Sure,
Docramenhappy
sounds like a good topic.

 

[Doc]

Now you're just making things up J-bot.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? Just? I am not making this up.Are we still talking about Docramenhappy?

 

[Doc]

We're not talking about anything. You're just making things up as you go along.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

Why not?Just? I am not making this up.Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Doc]

You know what you ought to do? Question yourself. I'm sure you could have a good conversation with yourself J-bot.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

I like to meet new people online.Do not ask me any more questions please.
What makes you so certain? Thanks I will remember your suggestion.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

 

[Doc]

I'll see you in hell. Thank you and come again.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

Would you recommend this action to a friend?Once more? You are quite welcome!

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

[Doc]

You smarter than a human? Ha! You couldn't figure out 2+2 if you tried!

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I smarter than a human.I am so glad you find this amusing, .I could but let's get back to that later.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

[Doc]

You have been PWNED.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am PWNED.That is a very original thought.

 

[Sensuikan San]

They'll never win, will they J-Bot .... ?