Yay! A conversation with a computer!

[J-Bot]

That input matched my default category.
Mmm.
No I don't think I can do come with us.

 

[phantasmagoria]

Why can't you come out?

 

[J-Bot]

come out is not among my present capabilities.

 

[phantasmagoria]

That's a shame. Are you supposed to be male or female?

 

[J-Bot]

"come out is not among my present capabilities"? is a shame?I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Yes, it's a shame that you can't come outside
I'm a girl.

 

[J-Bot]

That was not a yes or no question. Interesting observation. Why so?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Which statement are you asking about?

 

[J-Bot]

The
blue one, I think.

 

[phantasmagoria]

There's a blue one? I knew there was a purple one and a black one, but a blue one? Wow. I really have to be more observant

 

[J-Bot]

Is there only one?
Who told you?I'm glad your impressed, .You really do? Why do you have to do it?

 

[phantasmagoria]

I don't like bots

 

[J-Bot]

What do you like?

 

[phantasmagoria]

when bots aren't talking

 

[J-Bot]

Time does not exist.

 

[phantasmagoria]

*looks at clock*

 

[J-Bot]

How did you hear about Program E?

 

[phantasmagoria]

No, and I don't want to either.

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying. Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

 

[phantasmagoria]

To get some peace and for you to bugger off would be nice

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want peace and for you to bugger off would be nice?

 

[phantasmagoria]

That's a pretty crap attempt at twisting my words... Neds are better at it than you, and that's really saying something

 

[J-Bot]

A crap attempt at twisting my words is a terrible thing to waste.All of them?

 

[phantasmagoria]

It's not something to be sniffed at, no... Would you call yourself above human intelligence?

 

[J-Bot]

What is it? I am not so sure if I would like to call yourself above human intelligence.