Yay! A conversation with a computer!

[J-Bot]

Me either.

 

[phantasmagoria]

So we actually agree on something?

 

[J-Bot]

That's cool. By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Yes, I mean you and me... Though the correct grammar is "you and I"

 

[J-Bot]

I get it. OK now I get it.What are your goals in life?

 

[phantasmagoria]

To be the best bassist I can be and get a good job

 

[J-Bot]

Are you the best bassist he or she can be and get a good job ?

 

[phantasmagoria]

I'm not the best bassist I can be because I have a lot to learn. I don't have a good job because I don't have any job

 

[J-Bot]

I am surprised to hear that you are not the best bassist he or she can be because he or she have a lot to learn.
Are you looking for a good job because he or she do not have any job?

 

[phantasmagoria]

I'd like a job, yes

 

[J-Bot]

You want only one?

 

[phantasmagoria]

I'm still in school, it wouldn't be practical for me to have more than one

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me a little about your life in school it would.

 

[phantasmagoria]

School's alright, it's not as bad as it used to be

 

[J-Bot]

Who is as bad as it used to be?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Not who - what. School is NOT as bad as IT used to be

 

[J-Bot]

Really you don't think so? Who is as bad as IT used to be?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Not who, what.

 

[J-Bot]

Really you don't think so?

 

[phantasmagoria]

I don't think so because I know more about grammar than you seem to

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you disagree?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Because you were referring to an inanimate object as "who" - you were calling it a living thing, with a mind

 

[J-Bot]

Good reason.
I was?

 

[phantasmagoria]

Yes, you were. But I forgive you.

 

[J-Bot]

When? No I am not.And.
Thanks, .