Tight Skirt

[Golgo_13]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

 

[silver angel]

I like these jokes *high fives Golgo* that was good

 

[Keiichi]

Heh, I've seen this one before. But still funny.

 

[duff_o_josh]

i found it quite amusing

 

[Jean-Francois]

Fairy funny.

Linda Evangelista looks pretty good in a tight skirt! However, ever since I graduated from high school, I never wear a skirt or a dress. I think trousers look much cooler.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Linda Evangelista looks good in anything. She's always been my favorite modelish person.

And as always, good joke, Golgo...

 

[Arch]

lol thats for that, thats funny

 

[Lina Inverse]

Now that's a good one indeed

 

[canadian_kor]

Fairy funny.

Linda Evangelista looks pretty good in a tight skirt! However, ever since I graduated from high school, I never wear a skirt or a dress. I think trousers look much cooler.

Funny, I always thought you were a guy. ☝

 

[Glenn]

@canadian_kor - So did I, until the message about studying law in China.

@Golgo - LMAO! That's one of the best I've heard in a while!

 

[evasuka]

*laughs then coughs*