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The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

Me: *shouts* But Nightwalker....... Gackt-sama... you guys fell.... and we fell.... soo Miyavi wins.... it's over... we can't play... *wipes blood from nose* and I need doctoring!

...but it was no use they were already gone

Miyavi: Of course I win... I could have told you that... did any of you guys even read the script... jeez

Me: *falls back into puddle of blood* ...ohhh poo poo!

Kaoru: I'm gonna need more tissues
 
*Gackt attended to my leg and all went well*
Me: Than you Gackt-sama. That ment a lot to me. *blush*
Gackt: It's the least I could do. I am sorry I fell on top of you.
Me: Oh Gackt. I told you not to worry about it. *kisses Gackt on cheek* But, thank you for worrying about me anyways.
*Gackt takes me back into the room where the others were just then Yura-sama walks in*
Yura: Heyyyyy!! *Yura laughs shutting the door*
Me: Oh Yura-sama! Oh Yura!!
Yura: *smiles and walks over and gives me tight hugs* Been some time how are you?
 
Me: So many jrockers... I can't keep up... *POOF!* Wha??? Hyde-sama *glomp* I'm so happy you decided to magically appear.
Kaoru: *shakes head*
Me: You are even smaller and cuter in person *huggles*
Hyde: *nervous laugh* Thanks... I think...
Me: It was most definitly a compliment... and you are most welcome *huggles some more*
Kaoru: *goes off and nibbles on purple cookies he stole mumbling about how bad pinkkiller's ADD is*
 
Me: I'm great Yura. My leg hurts from a little accidet but it's no biggy. *looks over at Gackt and smiles*
Gackt: *smales back*
Yura: So then, what's going on? *looks around at the people at are present* O.O
Me: ^^;; We sertainly have a lot of people here eh?
Gackt: *looks around as well* Ya. ^^;;
Me: I'm not sure what we do now. Ohhh I know! Spin the bottle? Truth or Dare?
 
Hyde: Ohhh, I wanna play spin the bottle!!!! Me first!
gackt: But Hyde, you're married!
Miyavi: HIDE!
Hyde: What?
Miyavi: NO, HIDE!
Hyde: What?
Miyavi: NO, I REALLY MEAN HIDE!
Hyde: *jumps up ans starts strangling Myv* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'M RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOT!
Shinya: Hey, Meevie is mine, you big meanie> *starts feeling murderous and jealous and jumps onto Hyde's back and starts pulling his hair* Get off!
*pinkkillerkisou jumped up, spilling tea on Totchi's well...."area" and he starts screaming*
Gackt: Oh, let me help you, my dear. *grabs napkin and starts patting Totchi's crouch*
*pinkkillerkisou pulls Shinya off of Hyde and Kyo pulls Hyde off of Shinya*
Miyavi: No, I meant that hide, or Matsumoto Hideto is here!
Kaoru: What the HELL are you talking about Miyavi? hide-sama passed away 6 years ago. Don't even joke about that. *puts on meanie face*
*points over to white-ish figure rolling on the ground*
*We all stood up and looked over the table to see hide's ghost rolling around on the ground, laughing his *** off*
*he got up*
hide: Wow! I come here just to have some tea and "crumpets" and you get in a fight. What a bunch of idiots! Haha!


Okay, and I just ran out of weird ideas, so somebody else take it form here ^^
 


Erm...Just so you know, Hyde...Is pronounce like the English word, while hide is pronounced something like "High-day", so the likelihood of Hyde getting mixed up there...
 
Me: Yura-sama! *runs over and hugs the man*
Yura: Hey I remember you! *smiles*
Me: Really? You do?
Aya: *walks out of closet* i'm saved!
Me: What? Is there a closet monster? *peeks in closet* Kakkoii!! *runs in shuts the door and comes out in something completely different* How do I look?
Jrocks: *appluding*
Me: Yey! *blushes* I tried to find the prettiest outfit! ^-^
Shinya: You look pretty...
Me: Really? O///O Wow... *hugs him* Thank you.
Shinya: *smiles* Of course...
Miyu: Bark, bark!
Me: Yey! Miyu-chan likes my outfit too! *goes off to play with dog*
Shinya: *follows me closely* My dog....
 
Me: Umm Gackt...
Gackt: *stops patting Toshiya's crotch* Yes?
Me: *crosses arms* .....
Gackt: *blush* Eep...oh my BUDDHA! IT'S HIDE!
Me: *gasp* Holy Cheese WHIZ! *runs over to hug him but falls though* Damn! >.<
 
Horizon said:
Erm...Just so you know, Hyde...Is pronounce like the English word, while hide is pronounced something like "High-day", so the likelihood of Hyde getting mixed up there...

Beeee nice... tee-hee..."High-day" ...I thought it was more like "He-day" *shrugs*

Anyway.........

Me: OMG! Totchi... are you ok... I didn't mean to... erhmm yea
Totchi: *whimpers* Gackt you can stop patting my manhood already *snatches napkin and pats it himself*
Me: I'd help but...
Totchi: By all means then... *hands me napkin*
Me: *blink*
Kaoru: *gives disapproving glare*
Me: *offers napkin to Kaoru*
Kaoru: *smacks self on head* You are sooooo dumb!
Me: *blink*
Hyde: *pats me on head* well your a cute sort of dumb
Me: Really? You think so? *sparkly eyes*
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
Beeee nice... tee-hee..."High-day" ...I thought it was more like "He-day" *shrugs*

I've heard countless times that it was "High-day" and how can you get Hyde from "Hee-day-toe"? But "high-day-toe" works, no? xD

And sorry...It's just...Using...hide...-eye twitches-
 
but..... *looks at pronunciation chart*.... I sounds like E in Japanese.... it says so in my bookie right here... *points* and on the tapes and cds.....umm *falls over*
 
Me: Looks at Totchi* Are you ok?
Totchi: *shudders* I feel violated...
Me: *giggles and gives him a hug* I'm sorry....
Totchi: *smiles* I feel...*reaches for butt*alot better now *grabs butt*
Me: IIIyaaahhh!! O.O *jumps in air*
Totchi: *rolling on floor laughing*
Me: *glares and steps on him* That was so not cool!!
Toshi: Oof...*smiles up at me* But look. Im happy now...*grabs foot and pulls to floor*
Me: Yagh! *falls over*
Shinya: Totchi! Stop that! *runs over*
Me: Its okay Shin-kun...*gets up and hugs him* I'm okay.
Shinya: You sure?
Me:*nods*
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
but..... *looks at pronunciation chart*.... I sounds like E in Japanese.... it says so in my bookie right here... *points* and on the tapes and cds.....umm *falls over*
But, but, but! People on the Gakuhai community said it's "High-day"! And they take Japanese too! -pouts-
 
Ne...But people have told me it's "High-day" so meh...

And no crap on that one.
 
Horizon said:
But, but, but! People on the Gakuhai community said it's "High-day"! And they take Japanese too! -pouts-

*pouts too* ...............*falls out of chair* .....ahhhh headache... the fire alarm went off... hope it's not too serious *stays on computer*
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
*pouts too* ...............*falls out of chair* .....ahhhh headache... the fire alarm went off... hope it's not too serious *stays on computer*
-is kind of confused here and falls out of chair too and then raises eyebrow once gotten back into chair-
 
If you don't see the fire don't start running...XD

no...I was corrected. Hi is pronounced Hee. as in Hiro (Hee-row) so then in Hide (hee-day)
 
PrincessBerriKiller said:
If you don't see the fire don't start running...XD

no...I was corrected. Hi is pronounced Hee. as in Hiro (Hee-row) so then in Hide (hee-day)

How do you know if you were corrected? Those people more than likely didn't lie and some of them take Japanese, so...

And I'm not being stubborn (kind of), I just don't know who to believe is all.
 
PrincessBerriKiller said:
My Japanese friend who was raised in Japan corrected me.O.O *blinks*
But then there are other actual Japanese people who pronounce "hide" like "high'd".
 
You can. but If your using it like an shortening of his name it must be Hee-day, because his full name is hideto (hee-day-toe).
 
PrincessBerriKiller said:
You can. but If your using it like an shortening of his name it must be Hee-day, because his full name is hideto (hee-day-toe).

Meh...Whatever.
 
I don't see a fire *looks both ways*

I'm taking Japanese... have I ever lied to you

Noriko-sensei says that I is like E ...are the professors of the people you heard it from Japanese... my professor is... I believe her

soooo....

Hyde = hide
hide = he-day

...*looks at it* that may be more confusing... silly Japanese people... they should all be named Bob
 
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