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The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

Me: *stares at antaBAKA who suddenly appeared at the scene* ...
Miyavi: Hello? Who might you be?
Me: Did you say something about a script? *is lost*
Toshiya: Should we make a script? Of what?
Me: I... don't know? AntaBAKA?
Miyavi: Maybe it's a song? He means we should make a song, ne? *starts singing*
Me: ... *confused* ... anyone who suddenly appears out of thin air... *confused*
 
Beautiful

☝ What happen to the game twister and ah the tea party!! ☝ :? I wanted to play too
 
Beautiful

antaBAKA said:
interesting.....................you guys should do somthing with this script....it would be funny
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EXACTLY!!!! ALL SMILES (oh i made a funny) I can't stop laughing and crying.
 
Endsight walks up ro the house with Tetsu
Me:Are you sure that we are supposed to meet here?
Tetsu: Pretty sure.
Hyde looks out the window
Hyde: Hey Tetsu who told you where to come
Tetsu:Open up the door it's freezing out here! *looks at me charmingly* He Endsight, coming?
Me: Uh huh *wonders what to do. Hyde and Tetsu cannot be in the same room*
Me: *mumbles* hyde being here is seriously going to complicate choices.
Tetsu:what did you say?
Me: Oh nothing. * Pinkkiller help me choose!!!*
*Hears screams as Aya thinks he found Gackt*
 
Me: What!! Tetsu's there!!? *Newgi lurking outside the window with binoculars* Oh my Oh my! Gotta get in there somehow!!
 
Tetsu: Ever have the feelin' you were being watched?
Me:Yeah why?
Tetsu: I just got a sudden chill.
* Endsight slyly goes over to give Tetsu a hug*
Tetsu: Thanks I needed that.
*Cha Cha pops out of nowhere*
Me:Uh oh, if Cha Cha is here, Newgi isn't be far behind.
 
Aya: AAAARRRRRRRHHHHGG! GACKT I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING-POTATO-MURDERER!!! *starts hitting the wall, punching a Gackt-poster*
Everyone: Err...
Squall: I... think that's a... poster of Gackt... (Aya must be mentally confused after having been a potato?)
Aya: *stops* Oh.. *blushes* I... knew that. I was... practicing! *awkward silence*
Me: I miss the dinner table.
Miyavi: I think I heard voices outside the window. Maybe there are visitors?
Toshiya: Visitors? We are visitors ourselves...
Miyavi: Oh, yeah. But, who might be outside?
Toshiya: Shall we... go and have a look? *secret smile pointed at Miyavi*
Me: *nosebleed starting*
Squall: Let me come with the two of you! *looking at Miyavi and Toshiya*
Me: *nosebleed starting even more*
Toshiya: No. I'd... I mean.. I.. me and Miyavi... we... I'll go.. with Miyavi.. we.. it's OK! *Toshiya and Miyavi walks off*
Me: *dies*
Aya: Squall, carry isayhello. Pinkkiller, come with me - we'll HAVE to find Gackt!
Squall: Will you never give up, Aya?
Aya: ... *starts looking, getting closer and closer to the closet where Gackt is hiding*
 
*Tetsu and I see Isay*
Tetsu and I: Hey Isay! So where is everybody and why is Aya looking for Gackt?
Me: Oh by the way, I've never met Aya Isay, who is he?
*Tetsu sensing I might fall for Aya instantly speaks*
Tetsu: Oh don't worry about him. Let's go find the others.
Me: *whispers to Isay* tell me who he is anyway please!
 
Me: Oooo... hey where the hell is the dinner table again? I haven't eaten anything since give or take 5 minutes ago.*stomach grumbles with excitement*
Tetsu:*grumbles* the only kick i'll get out of her eating is if I get to feed her.
 
Me: Oh no he did'nt! *wrestling with my stitlettos in the bushes* I should have wore my other shoes.I told Cha Cha to stay in the car too. For the love of G..... why is Tetsu hugging Endsight61! Now how do I get inside before Cha Cha blows my cover *oh that sounds so inviting*. I wonder... wether Nightwalker is okay? Gackt did seem hungry when they first arrived. Through all the commotion inside my binoculars got a bit steamed *smiles than blushes*
 
Me:*hears noise outside* hey Isay did you hear that?
Isay:hear what?
Tetsu,Isay, and Endsight hear a howl
Newgi: Oh poopie! Darnded branch!
Me: Dios mio. (spanish for "oh my")
Nightwalker screams "woo hoo"
Tetsu: What the hell is going on upstairs?
 
Me: Go get moving everyone is coming this way *sees Cha Cha then signals him to open the back door* Just wait, I am going to rip that smile off his face! It's not bad enough that I missed the Tea Party *with cookies*, Twister *Gackt has all the fun*, Karaoke *oh I wanted to sing too...*!
Cha Cha: What's up Newgi? What happen to your outfit!
 
Me: *looks around in confusion* Hello Endsight and Tetsu! Welcome to the haunted house... it's ... nice to meet you!
Squall: Oh, you woke up? *looks at isayhello* Not dead anymore...
Me: I'm fine! I was just dead for a while, but with Miyavi and Toshiya gone, I'm fine!
Squall: Hello, Tetsu and Endsight. You could help us and Aya look for Gackt.
Me: *whispering to Endsight* Aya is a great guy, has pink hair... great guy, you'll like him!
Squall: Aya is right ahead, in that closet. We think Gackt might be hiding there...
Me: *whispering to Endsight* I turned Aya into a potato a long time ago, with my magic wand which I've lost. While Aya was a potato, Gackt tried to eat him. Aya is now back to his normal, pink haired self again, but can't forgive Gackt for trying to eat him. We've been looking for Gackt for quite a while, but he's hiding himself good. If you wanna know my oppinion, I'm bored...
Squall: Stop whispering, Isayhello! *acts like a leader*
Me: *mumbling* yeah, yeah, Mr. leader... I always did like Tidus better...
Squall: What was that?
Me: Oh, nothing! *whispers to Endsight* So, when's Tidus gonna show up?
Tetsu: Are we gonna help Aya, or what?
Squall: Exactly my point!
Me: *turning towards the closet where Aya is searching like a maniac* Aya... did you find him yet? Maybe he's not there...
Aya: No.. no.. I'm sure he's here! I'm fine... just.. wait.. I'll get him soon enough!
Everybody: ok...
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the house, far from the others...
Miyavi: Damn, this house is too big! Where's the front door!?
Toshiya: Dunno... I don't even know where we are or which way we came from!
Miyavi: Great! We're lost! *sits down on floor*
Toshiya: Don't worry, we'll be OK.
Miyavi: I'm not worrying! What, you think I'm scared? *tries to look fierce*
Toshiya: No, I never said that... *smiles* But, it's a haunted house after all...
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(Add nosebleed)
 
Me: *realizes she was left behind like 20 posts ago and runs up stairs* Made it! *breathing heavy*
Everyone: *looking around confusedly*
Me: What... a...are... we doing? *out of breath*
Everyone: We're lost! ...if only we had the wand...
Kaoru: Maybe we could use it find a way... *glares at pinkkiller*
Me: *nervous laughter* Kaoru... you again... how do you keep popping out of nowhere mysteriously... and your always mad... especially at me...
Kaoru: I've always been here... you just never notice
Me: What happened... you were so nice at the tea party and candy store... are you mad at me
Kaoru: Your so stupid!
Me: What... me?
Kaoru: Am I talking to anyone else? Give me the wand, NOW!
Isay: Pinkkiller you have my wand...
Me: Now guys lets not get upset... it's not like I had it all this time
Kaoru: Yes you did!
Me: Shut up... I don't like you anymore *runs over to Aya*
Aya: *glare*
Me: You must still be mad about the wig... is anyone not mad at me *looks around*
Everyone: *evil death stare*
Me: *laughs nervously* C'mon... guys... we can work this out... uhh... Down with G...gackt! eh-heh-heh
Everyone: *still mad... and forgets about Gackt*
Me: *takes out magic wand and waves it mumbling random Japanese words*
POOF!!!
Everyone: Where did she go???
Me: *thinking* OMG! I'm invisible... woo-hoo!!! ...wait why is everything so big... OMG I shrunk... *starts running to a safer spot... way to many big shoes and angry people here*
Kaoru: *sees tiny 1 cm tall version of Pinkkiller running away and picks her up*
Me: *in squeaky tiny voice* Please don't squish me!
Kaoru: I'm not going to squish you... give me the wand.
Me: *pulls out microscopically tiny wand from her pocket*
Kaoru: Oh great... now what
 
Me: *staring at tiny Pinkkiller* Kawaiii...
Squall: That's just GREAT! She had the wand all along and didn't say anything!
Aya: Pinkkiller, you're soo small! *confused*
Me: She IS small... *looks closer* and so is the wand...
Kaoru: Suits her good, she's been mean!
Me: Why are you angry with her?
Kaoru: ... *silence*
Aya: *tries to pick up the wand* maybe if I could use it, I could make Gackt appear...
Me: Be careful not to squish Pinkkiller!!
Aya: I'd never! *picks up the tiny wand* I.. wonder if it still works...?
Squall: Maybe you shouldn't? That wand has only caused problems...
Me: Or... maybe we should try it? Could you make food appear with it, Aya?
Aya: *angry stare* Oh, ha-ha, very funny! You mean food, like POTATO-food?
Me: No.. I... didn't mean it that way... I...
Aya: No mentioning food in my presence!
Me: Whatever, I'm hungry...
Aya: *waving the wand about* I wonder what I should say... 'appear Gackt' or something.. or... 'Gackt come forth'?.. hm...
Squall: I'm outta here, I don't wanna get turned into a potato...
Me: Not me neither...
Kaoru: What should I do with Pinkkiller? *still holding her in his palm*
Me: Carry her with you!
Everybody except Aya: *takes cover*
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Somewhere in the house
Toshiya: I think I heard something. *is making it up to scare Miyavi*
Miyavi: Oh yeah? I didn't...
Toshiya: Sounded like a ghost... You're not SCARED are you?
Miyavi: No way.
Toshiya: Cause.. if you feel a little scared... we're alone... *smile*
Miyavi: Oh come ON! Stop acting yaoi Totchi-kun!
Toshiya: Can't help it, it's Isayhellos dirty mind making me do these things! Part of the script sort of... can't help it!
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Inside Isayhellos mind: YYAAAAYY I CAN MAKE TOSHIYA AND MIYAVI DO DIRTY THINGS WITH EACHOTHER! YAAAY! *celebrates and does yaoi dance inside brain*
 
Me: Don't say a word to me Cha Cha. Just look at my outfit it's ruined *sobs*
ChaCha: Newgi it's not that Bad! *turns head over shoulder smirks then smiles*
Me: WHAT'S SO FUNNY Cha Cha! You better wipe that silly smile off your face before I do. *angrly pops ChaCha upside his head*
ChaCha: Och! No reason to take your anger out on me
Me: Shut! and tell me where is everyone at.
 
Me: Ohhh this is awful... Aya's gonna break the wand and I'll be trapped like this forever... and Kaoru is so mad... he may squish me... not to mention this squeaky voice is annoying as hell
Kaoru: Yes it is so shut up!
Me: Just you wait till I get big again Kaoru... just you wait
Kaoru: What are you going to do
Me: *sits down in Kaoru's hand* I don't know yet
Kaoru: *laughs* I rather like you this size... it's cute and you can't ignore me when I'm 3 thousand times you size.
Me: *rolls her tiny eyes and decides to take a nap*
 
*hears Miyavi mentioned and runs in*
*trips over Gackt*
Gackt: *oof*
Me: *lying on top of Gackt* Hmmm.... This isn't a bad way to be...
Gackt: *looks of confusion* Who are you and why are you on top of me?
Me: I'm Sam and I'm on top of you cause I tripped... I don't think I want to get off, either!
Gackt: . . .
 
*Looking at Isay*
Me: Hey Isay, speaking of Gackt, I heard he found a little friend at the tea party. Has anyone noticed that Nightwalker's missing?
Tetsu:Yeah, Isay she has a point, everyone is here except for those two.
Me: Whoa! Hey! Damn Aya watch where you swing that thing! As hot as us girls are, not all of us want to be hot sauce!
Tetsu:Well I kinda like hot sauce.
Hyde: Yeah me too *smiling seductively*
Me:Ummmm...okay okay! Hot sauce is good! Hot sauce is very good! Aya swing in my direction!
*Isay and Pinkkiller look down in agreeing shame*Tetsu:What the hell is that? *looks toward ball at the front door*
Isay and I: A ball? A spikey ball? *looks at one another excitedly* ...
TIDUS!!!!!!
 
*still lying on Gackt*
Me: Hey, you smell nice!
Gackt: Umm... Thanks... I think?
Me: Well, it tends to be a good thing to smell nice... Mmm Vanilla...
Gackt: . . .
Me: Right, I'd better let you get up, right?
Gackt: It would be nice
Me: Ok... *brandishes handcuffs*
Gackt: What?
Me: *cuffs her and Gackt's wrists together* YAS! You're mine now! Let's go for a walk.
Gackt: *look of terror*
Me: Hurry up! *Pulls cuff*
 
Me:*looking at ISay* I hope Tidus is in overdrive cause if he isn't, Squall is gonna have his way with him. That could be bad for us.*frowning*
Tetsu:Whose he?
ISay and I: Whose who?

Okay guys...someone else go. Hey nightwalker where's our mirror closet scene?
 
*comes to a dead end with a door at each side*
Me: Lets go through... that one! *points to door on left*
Gackt: No! That one! *door on right*
*argues for a while*
Gackt: *goes through the right door*
Me: Ok! Like I have a choice -.- *getting dragged through the door on the right*
 
Me: You better have something good to tell me.
ChaCha: YOU is here too! *surprised*
Me: ChaCha don't change the subject!
ChaCha: No, I am not! YOU IS HERE TOO!!
Me: WHAT!
ChaCha: See for yourself, *swings Newgi around towards the back door entrance* Newgi!
Me: What da!
YOU: Hey ChaCha who's your *YOU standing in the door way baring gifts but for who* friend and where is Gackt?
Me: *thinking to oneself samething I would like to know and ChaCha better start spilling the egoist before I....*
ChaCha: Well, this here *pointing to Newgi* is *ah... well.... she is ah...*leans over towards Newgi an ask silently, Now what did you say that do, I kinda forgot*
Me: *sees stars, smirks angrly at ChaCha* Hi YOU.
YOU: The pleasure is all mine. What happend to your outfit?
Me: I am dress as giant MudPie
YOU: A what?
ChaCha: Ah...*ChaCha leans over to say something to Newgi*
Me:*steps on ChaCha's foot* Well it's ah...*wiped ChaCha's smile right off his face* costume *smiles happy at ChaCha's discomfort* party.
YOU: Gackt told me it was ah.. *Newgi interupts YOU, party smarty all the same right*
Me: Did anyone ever tell *smiling seductively* you that you favor Gackt *ChaCha leans in again to whispers something in Newgi's ear while quickly moving his foot, Did you forget about Tetsu!
YOU: *over hears ChaCha mention Tetsu* Tetsu is here too.
ChaCha: Yeah! just about everyone.
YOU: Ren and Masa too!
ChaCha: Well...I..di..*Masa then Ren burst in the behind YOU*
Masa: Did I hear you call!
Ren: Yup! Hey where is the party and food!
Masa: Show me to the booze!
Me: What!
ChaCha: That's Masa for you. Have you *talking to Newgi*to met?
Me: NO!
YOU: Look! Gackt asked me to meet him here and to bring some of his favorites *yeah..yeah Masa pushes by YOU and grabs the vodka bottle from YOU's hand while Ren grabs the grub bag*
Me:What!....da....hel...*Masa is licking the mud off Newgi's inner thigh*
 
Me: Why do I keep hearing voices?
Gackt: Maybe you're going insane
Me:Nah, bit late for that
Gackt: Ok, fine, I could hear them too...
Me: Umm... Where are we anyway?
Gackt: A haunted house, apparently
Me: Holy cheese! *whimpers and grabs Gackt*
Gackt: . . .
 
Me: Must get an interview with Gackt*oh i can't forget Tetsu too*
YOU: Did you say something Newgi?
Me: *smiles graciously* No.
YOU: Where did ChaCha go?
Me: *Yish YOU sure ask a lot of questions* Oh I think he went to the car to... get.. some more... bo..oze *yeah that sounds good* he went to get the rest of the booze and food.
Masa: Did I hear BOOZE *hick-ups then burps*
Ren: FOOD! where
Me: *thinking out loud* Here is my chance to distract Masa and Ren* Hey If you two want to catch up with ChaCha you better *Masa and Ren rush to the back door* hurry!
YOU: Did hear that?
Me: Hear what?
YOU: Sh.... that!
Me: Your creaping me out YOU!
YOU: There in the other room, it sound like voices.
Me: honto ni! *pressing my body tightly against YOU's back*
ChaCha: hai! Lets check it out?
Me: Why don't you lead.
ChaCha: Gackt!*screams loudly* is that you?
 
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