*walks in to the mansion with a black bin bag on, a pointy witches hat on and flashing pumpkin earrings*
everyone: *looks and laughs*
me: *tear rolls down cheek...walks out* i knew i should have worn the white sheet instead 8( *sits down on step outside*
???: hey, whats wrong?
me: huh? *turns around* woah! chow yun fat! what are you doing here??
chow: oh i was hired to be the bouncer for tonight
me: on your own?
chow: no, i have *is interrupted by rustling and then a thump*
???: ow! my head hurts now 8(
me: oh my gawsh *drools* its Donnie Yen... all you guys need now is jet li!
jet: you rang?
me: *dies*
donnie: shucks, thats another one lost chow... what should we do?
chow: lets just stand here looking cool until she wakes up...
jet: you know, i kicked your *** in Hero donnie *chuckles*
donnie: you only won because i let you. i wanted the emperor dead, Flying Snow told me i could trust you... i would have won anyway *sticks tongue out*
jet: yeah *rolls eyes* suuuure...
chow: keep it down ladies, i think i hear a noise
*they rush off*
me: *regains consciousness* gosh, how long was i out for?
???: not long
me: *coughs from smoke blown in her face* ken! aren't you supposed to be escorting yuki to the dolphin show?? and you shouldn't smoke you know, its naughty and it makes you look silly
ken: hey, i'm not the silly looking one. i'm not wearing a bin bag for a costume *sniggers*
me: *stares blankly at ken for a few seconds then bursts into a blubbering wreck and runs back inside* nightwalker! d! pinkkiller! anyone! *sniffs* isay, could you lend me one of your pretty dresses? this binbag is beginning to make to make me itch *sniffs for extra sympathy* hehe