The Manliest Jrockers Thread!

o_O seriously?? ALL of my hair on my head grows fast...my bangs and regular hair grow at the same rate...your guys's doesn't ?? weird...

Kinsao: not so true...my uncle married a hippy girl (weird, considering she was born AFTER the 60s, but eh...) and she didn't shave her armpits...:sick: AND she insisted on wearing sleevless summer dresses...:sick: yeah, not something you want to be exposed to as a young child...or EVER, for that matter...:sick:
 
My hair grows soooooo slow... it took a year to get it as long as it is now... I cut it way short last December... I wish it would grow so I could get braids... :(

Yea... surprisingly there are a lot of college girls at my old university who would wear sleeveless shirts and didn't shave their armpits... it is Disgusting :sick: :eek:

Why are we talking about armpits in the manliest thread when we could talk about crothch sizes? 😲 :LOL:
 
i want to grow my hair out again, too! 😎 it's really short right now, the shortest i've ever had it. it was nice for a while, because up until i cut it i had had hair down to my hips and it took so much time...ugh...so i cut it and donated it...it was so nice to not have to spend an HOUR in the shower just shampooing my hair. i'm not even talking conditioner. i have THICK hair. so anyway, it was nice having it short, but i miss being able to put it up...:( i want to wear braids and clips again...:(

UGH, THAT IS NASTY. i hate girls like that, it's so NASTY...:sick:

yeah, let's talk about crotch sizes, that is WAY more awesome and WAY more pleasent. :D
 
My hair was sooooo short before... I could spike into a baby mowhawk 😍 :LOL: I like long hair and wants it... even if it looks bad on me... :( :D

Naaaaasty... *makes a cross with her fingers in their general direction* :eek: :D

Of course it's WAY more pleasant 😲 :LOL: Hmm... who to start with :? How about Takumi :devilish: *goes to find pictures for crotch research*
 
😍 that's so cool! mine was never that short...i had the whole emo-bangs-that-cover-half-of-my-face thing going on...:D i still kind of do, but they've grown out, so now i just have no bangs. :D

*chases them with wooden stakes and garlic while chanting zombie style* NAAAAAAAAAAAASTYYYYYYYY...:LOL:

yay, crotches!! 😎 *does "the crotch dance" dance* :D
 
yea... I got mistaken for a boy a lot... :? but it was awesome telling them I wasn't and see their horrified shocked faces so I'm not complaining really... :sick: :LOL:

they must perish... they must burn... 🧟 :devilish: :LOL:

Ooo... teach me this dance... teach me! 😄 :D
 
:D that would be so cool! :D i wish i coulda done that...:D

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN...*stomps frankenstein-like over to torch on wall and follows hairy-armpit girls* :D

okay...are you ready for the awesomeness!? here it goes...

😍 😄 😍 😄 😍 :snore: 😍 :snore: 🦀

and there is a kind of song to go with it even...each smilie has a noise...and it goes something like: "shaka shaka shaka shaka ping! ping! ping! ping! shaka UMPH shaka UMPGH zzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu PING!!"

...oh i have way too much time on my hands...:D

(Note: this dance has been edited to fit a PG rating...the real dance has an astonishing amount of hip-thrusting and crotch-grabbing that was far too complicated to depict with mere smilies...😌)
 
Aww... :( you can... and should... everyone should be gender ambiguous :devilish: :D :devilish:

*grabs torch and raids their community* :devilish: :angryfire: :LOL:

That is going to take alot of practice... :eek: I'll just watch you do it instead... :D

But you have made me so much happier... I am glad you have so much time for such awesome things :-) :LOL:

(you must show me the actual dance when we meet :p :D)
 
:D that is so true!! :D

*loots villages and torches houses* :devilish: :mad:

:D oh i am sure you sill master it some day...:LOL:

oh, i am so glad...the fact that i have helped make your day that much better makes me cry tears of pure joy...:( it is so beautiful...:( :D

(:eek: i am not prepared, this means i will have to have extra practice sessions...:D but of course i will show it to you...:D)
 
😲 Of course it is! 😲

*torches a few houses and takes a cigarette break* :smoke: :D

I am being serious... I was in a sad mood... I want to see the penguins but they shipped them away cause they can't stay here... *huggles invisible Uruha penguin plushie* :(

(I'd be crushed if you didn't :( :D)
 
oh silly me, of course it is! :D

*pauses in mid house-burning to take out marshemellows, and then puts them on a stick and roasts them in the fire* :D

:( i am sorry...well i am glad i made you feel better...you made me feel better too...cause i ALMOST got hired for a job i REALLY NEEDED and then i missed my chance...:( *huggles invisible Uruha penguin plushie, too* :(

(well then i better prepare so as i can save you from being crushed. :D)
 
*starts choking* wait... I don't smoke... I'm allergic to smoke... :eek: *starts hacking and tosses cigarette in random ladie's hair* :LOL:

You probly got our penguins... they shipped them to the zoo in san franciso... or that's what I was told :(

(yea... and I better practice so you can be proud of me and my awesomenessisity :D)
 
That's a totally awesome dance (of course :D ) and I just love the sound effects............................ I get the picture............................. *dances around a bit, shaking hips and grabbing crotch etc. etc. etc.................. 🕺 🕺 🕺

Mehhhh.... NEEEEEEEEEEEED more explicit smilies!!!!!!!!!

Toasted marshmellows! :liplick: Shiiiiiin! Where are you??? :D
 
I had rally long hair, it went a bit over my hips. I cutted it month ago, and it felt great :-) !! Finaly, having hair so long is pain in the a$$!!
 
I have really short hair (in fact I got it cut again yesterday). I have it kinda spiked up now. I discovered this product that makes my hair do what I want! 😄 (It's called 'hard to get' if you want to know... :LOL: ) I'm half lazy and half cheapskate, and this time my lazy half won over and I went to the nearest salon instead of the cheapest 😊 and paid more but the cut was waaaay good. :-)

I used to have hair just past my shoulders and it was nice enough colour and condition and all, but it didn't suit my face so well. :(
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
*starts choking* wait... I don't smoke... I'm allergic to smoke... :eek: *starts hacking and tosses cigarette in random ladie's hair* :LOL:

You probly got our penguins... they shipped them to the zoo in san franciso... or that's what I was told :(

(yea... and I better practice so you can be proud of me and my awesomenessisity :D)

:D *starts laughing at you and then laughs so hard she accidentally inhales a bit of smoke and has to use her inhaler* :eek: *cough hack hack* ahh...maybe we should take a break from the burning things for a while...😌 :D

yay!! 😎 i promise to keep them safe for you! 😊 i am going to San Francisco for Thanksgiving break, so i'll try to visit the zoo. if i go i PROMISE i will take pictures and send them to you so you can see how all your little Uruhas are doing...😊

(:D yay! once again we will prove to the world just how very very awesome we are...:D)

Kinsao: i am glad you could visualize it...:D 'tis beautiful, yes??

chris x: what are you saying??
 
Yea... no more fire... :mad: *thunk* :D

Yay... my little Uruhas 😍 😍 😍 :LOL: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a penguin plushie around here... I've looked all over... :eek: :D

(as if we need to prove it :eek: well... we do it more for our own enjoyment anyway... I see no need to for pleasing others... :sick: except for... well wait... should I really be talking about that here... 😊 ...this is the Manliest thread though... it's sort of on topic... right??? :? :unsure: :LOL:)
 
yeah, seriously...😌 :D

the only ones i've seen here are at the aquarium...:( and they are expensive tourist traps and i have no money...:( although my friend is going to Virginia for her brother's wedding and (as a joke) she said she'd bring me back a stuffed penguin, and i was like, "OMG PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!" so she said she would try her hardest to find one. yay!! 😎

(seriously...well, alas, the rest of the universe is a bit sim and unawesome, bless them, so we may need to remind them...😊 :D oh my, of course, go right on ahead. what were you going to say?? :giggle:)
 
Maybe we can freeze towns instead... or drown them... :? :D

Yea... me too... but we kinda don't have an aquarium anymore *stabs hurricane repeatedly*

(I guess we wouldn't be very good leaders if we shut ourselves away and kept our awesomenessisity to ourselves... or if we didn't seem like down-to-earth awesome dancing rulers of the world... 😊 :D I'll give you three guesses... :giggle:)
 
:? yeah, maybe...but i am not such a good swimmer...so maybe...freezing seems good...:? :D

:( i am sorry...i promise i will take care of your little Uruhas...

(yeah...plus we just make the world a happy place...with out us...people would go crazy and start killing eachother or something...:D ...oh my...well...none of my guesses are post-appropriate...>_>;; :D)
 
lol... I like your awesome new phrase, "post-appropriate"! :LOL: I think that might come in handy......... :giggle:

I can indeed visualise it. *does so* :mad:
 
X3 I love penguins, of course, cause they're my favorite animal. As soon as I found out that Uruha loves em too...I was just all 😍

You could always rule the world in your little non-post appropriate imaginary worlds. X3
 
Yeah - if only there was a section of the forum specifically for people to natter about all things non-post-appropriate... :D

I saw a movie about penguins the other day! :D :LOL: But... I can't remember what it was called... or anything about it... it was something to do with Christmas, and I can't remember why I saw it... it was with another movie... :mad: 😊
 
i think we're going a bit off topic here :-)
carefull 2 not get this thread removed ;-)

enjoying myself with the post tought :P
 
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