"The Kancho to Rule Them All"

[David Hallgren]

This has probably already been posted here but I couldn't find it with a fast search so, with the risk of posting old news, here goes; The adventures of an English teacher in Japan,
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[PaulTB]

This has probably already been posted here but I couldn't find it with a fast search so, with the risk of posting old news, here goes; The adventures of an English teacher in Japan,
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'kancho' huh? Last person to try something like that on me (in an English school) ended up needing two or three stitches in his scalp.

The second time I ever resorted to violence - and the only time I was ever successful in doing so.

 

[alexriversan]

what about the test "do i need therapy"

a filter for sexual words would start to count and count feeded with these stories... is this insane talking? do they allow him to teach japanese kids? give ME this job!

o.k., it is not my profession, but spiders/rats/coffins are more serious than "........". teachers should not be allowed to write such texts. i know this is criticism.

 

[PopCulturePooka]

I must say, I LOVE Loading...

 

[lexico]

For those of you in a hurry...

You gotta read this one; Cow's Worst Enemy.
On yakinikku; "I wait for the meat to get really cooked, but before a piece can reach it's full taste apex someone else plucks it away. It's a goddamned shame."

 

[mad pierrot]

I love that guy's writing. "The Octopus" story had me rolling on the floor. And, as someone who works at elementary schools, I can appreciate the fear of the kancho as well....

 

[alexriversan]

"You're not black. Listening to hip-hop will not make you black. Wearing bling-bling will not make you black. Wearing your pants around your ankles will not make you black. You're not your ******* MTV. You're a 14 year old Japanese schoolboy, and nobody thinks this is cool." from Loading...

sorry to say. this guy needs a personality test (in english).

explanation: NOBODY thinks...

this is called a D E N Y E R.

a D E N Y E R is a S Y M P T O M.

 

[PopCulturePooka]

Actually this guy is right on the money in what he is talking about here.

I don't think anyone in their right mind would think a 14 year old Japanese (or Middle Australian white boy) dressed like 50 cent is cool, intimidating or 'real'.


Just comedy.

 

[PaulTB]

I don't think anyone in their right mind would think a 14 year old Japanese (or Middle Australian white boy) dressed like 50 cent is cool, intimidating or 'real'.

Except possibly another 14 year old Japanese boy. Or (in their dreams ) a 14 year old Japanese girl.

 

[Glenn]

You gotta read this one; Cow's Worst Enemy.
On yakinikku; "I wait for the meat to get really cooked, but before a piece can reach it's full taste apex someone else plucks it away. It's a goddamned shame."

Yes, but I disagree with him there. There's no better way to ruin a piece of beef than to cook it to death. Medium rare is the way to go.

 

[cicatriz esp]

Best blog ever.

2. No matter what, a student will pass through the grades and graduate. Even if he/she does ZERO work.

 

[alexriversan]

Yes, but I disagree with him there. There's no better way to ruin a piece of beef than to cook it to death. Medium rare is the way to go.

ever heard about B.S.E.? you undergo a serious health risk...

Except possibly another 14 year old Japanese boy. Or (in their dreams ) a 14 year old Japanese girl.

another 14 year old. (will do)

I don't think anyone in their right mind would think a 14 year old Japanese (or Middle Australian white boy) dressed like 50 cent is cool, intimidating or 'real'.

what a justification. would you mind to enlist WHO are in their right mind, in your opinion? this would make your statement verifyable.

 

[Glenn]

ever heard about B.S.E.? you undergo a serious health risk...

No I don't. I eat good beef.

 

[Shibuyaexpat]

I'm still in tears after reading the Octupus story. The line about the doctor examining him and "DodgeDick" is pure genius!!

 

[TamagoKun]

Love reading that blog. Great stories.

alexriversan, i think you're going a bit over the top there.