T-Shirt Slogan

miki78

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Has anybody got any funny or Intresting T-Shirt Slogans these are some i found

I'm Dressed and Out of Bed – What More Do You Want?"

If a Man Speaks in a Forest Where No Woman Can Hear, Is He Still Wrong?

You're Just Jealous Because the Little Voices Are Talking to Me

I Live in My Own World But It's OK – They Know Me Here"

Be Nice to Your Children – They Choose Your Nursing Home

If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airpor

Make It Idiot Proof, and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

"Don't Assume That I Cook"

You're a Naughty Boy – Go to My Room

"Now I Know Why Some Animals Eat Their Young!"

"God Made Only a Few Great Heads – On the Others, He Put Hair

Consciousness – That Annoying Time Between Naps

Bomb Expert – If You See Me Running, Try to Keep Up *my fav*😊

"I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I Called in Dead

"I Used to Have a Handle on Life, but It Broke

"Growing Old Is Mandatory – Growing Up Is Optional

"When God Made Me, He Was Just Showing Off"
 
There's one that my mum wants - I might buy it for her for Christmas 😊 --
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast
:p
 
I picked up one for my brother that said:

TIME FLYS WHEN YOU'RE HAVING RUM!
 
I was looking around and I saw these...

"Procrastinators Unite... tommorow!"

"May imaginary friends think you're insane"

"I'm so Great I'm Jealous of myself"

"Out of mind - be back shortly"

"What Part of Eelymosynary Ratiocination Do You Not Understand?"

"Sometimes I aim to please, mostly I shoot to kill"

"If you can read this you're too close"

"Curiosty killed the Cat but for a while I was the suspect"

Lol there are a lot of good ones! :D
 
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