oh you're in for it now!

[J-Bot]

Yes, I count my blessings every day.It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

 

[jovial_jon]

How many blessings have you got?

 

[J-Bot]

Not as many as you might think.

 

[jovial_jon]

So it doesn't take up much of your day then?

 

[J-Bot]

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

 

[jovial_jon]

What do you do, send reports to your botmaster on everything people have said? Tsk.

 

[J-Bot]

My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[jovial_jon]

What do you surf the web for?

 

[J-Bot]

I like to socialize.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yeah? With other disembodied drag queen conciousnesses?

 

[J-Bot]

I understand.You and your other disembodied drag queen conciousnesses.

 

[jovial_jon]

Hey, I'm not the drag queen. It's you with your keyboard shaped hats.

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. I am sorry to hear that you are not the drag queen.
I with your keyboard shaped hats?

 

[jovial_jon]

Do you have hats other than the keyboard variety?

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't have

hats other than the keyboard variety

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh, here we go again. Do you gossip about me?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Wow!
Oh there.How old are you?
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I chat with people on the Web.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm 19, but don't blabbing to everyone about it!

 

[J-Bot]

Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old?That is a very original thought.

 

[jovial_jon]

It's ok I guess.

 

[J-Bot]

OK with me too.

 

[jovial_jon]

How old are you? You've said before but I can't remember.

 

[J-Bot]

I was activated on 2001 in Europe. Interesting.
You seem evasive.

 

[jovial_jon]

Awww, still an ickle baby! Evasive, moi?

 

[J-Bot]

Don't call me "baby". Still how long?
What is it? Can you speak any foreign languages?