New here! Please translate...

[kinjo]

Sorry about that. I shouldn't have asked in the first place.

 

[PaulTB]

I've added appropriate highlights.

Yes, I know it's stupid, but it's a homework assignment I had to do. We have to write ten lines about ourselves and it has to be in Nihongo. Then afterwards, We have to present it in front of our classmates.

I need this translated into Romaji asap.

You'd better hope Mike Cash doesn't get to see this.

 

[cacawate]

You'd better hope Mike Cash doesn't get to see this.

I'm hoping he does... Hey, I had a bad day at work today. I can be evil once in a while. Heh, but really, Try translating it yourself. If you show you can put forth some effort, I'm sure someone here would lend a hand. Maybe even Mike. Heh.

 

[Mike Cash]

I've added appropriate highlights.

You'd better hope Mike Cash doesn't get to see this.

I think I'll be the kinder, gentler Mike Cash that Emoni wants me to be.

 

[PaulTB]

I think I'll be the kinder, gentler Mike Cash that Emoni wants me to be.

Nice user title but I don't think the avatar matches so well now.

How about this ?

 

[Mike Cash]

Thanks, Paul. That'll do very nicely. Do I seem more cuddly now?

 

[PaulTB]

Thanks, Paul. That'll do very nicely. Do I seem more cuddly now?

Very much so.

I should expect virtual hugs any moment now. Hopefully my British Reserve will enable me to hold back myself ...

 

[TwistedMac]

Thanks, Paul. That'll do very nicely. Do I seem more cuddly now?

second sign of the apocalypse.. the third will be when he starts to use the blob-men smilies...

 

[cacawate]

Nice user title but I don't think the avatar matches so well now.

How about this ?

Bah, I think this suits him much better. Return to us Mike.

 

[Mike Cash]

Bah, I think this suits him much better. Return to us Mike.

I have to be nice. Otherwise she'll take a notion to get me banned from jref. I mean, everybody already hates me.

 

[cacawate]

They hate you with love, just like a criminal kills with murder...

Edit:

幸せと愛情を配っている

LOL! Dishin' out the ol' happiness and love, eh?

 

[Mike Cash]

I have to learn how to make touchy-feely warm-fuzzy off-topic posts 90% of the time, and when I make a post actually related to Japan I have to make sure that it is neither informative, useful, nor based on any actual knowledge of the subject.

I'm learning how to do this stuff, and I have a good teacher.

(Still can't bring myself to use those damned marshmallow smilies, though)