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[den4]

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse.
You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

these probably have been around, but it's always fun to read...

 

[lexico]

I have words for you, Den4!

Where have you been?

I didn't see your silly postst for 48 hrs; it gives me constipation. aggresssion. all the bad things you can't imagine. Why, why, why!!!

THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT I PROMISED:

1. GIVE EVERYONE A COW AND COLLECT FROM THE LEGALS: QED

2. CONSTITUTION: THERE'S ALWAYS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND LIKE LOVE: QED

SO WHY RECYCLE? BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!

3. TEN COMMANDMENTS: THREE IS TOO MUCH, TEN IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE THEM 11: QED

Now it makes more sense!!!

 

[den4]

I usually don't post on the weekends, because I'm too busy with household chores and other things that occupy my time. During the weekdays, when things are really slow, I have a few nanoseconds to add in things that might be amusing for some people.

you really need to seek some consultation if 48 hours of no den4 activity gets your bent out of shape, like the folks in the movie Uzumaki...that's bad karma....

hoping the rest of the week fares better for you....
and for the rest of you people out there, the answer still is 42!