- 4 Oct 2012
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Maybe you have heard of the maid cafes where the maids do nothing but psychologically abuse you as they take your order and give you your food. Apparently there is a market for abuse.
Well, as I was shopping yesterday I got a sort of Monty Pythonesque idea: to have a shopping mall with an theme of humorous abuse meted out by the employees.
I don't know if this thread will go anywhere, but I thought it might be worth a try. Really, any idea for the antics that would go on in such a place are welcome.
What got me started was a general announcement. I thought I would like to change it to something like this:
"Attention suckers! Please make sure your children are not acting as stupid as they look. You're welcome!"
And now I got an idea to call out the license number of a car in the parking lot and ask them to come to the information desk immediately. Then inform them that their headlights are NOT on! LOL.
For extra fun, you could call out a plate number, then change it to another one as you repeat it!
Maybe something will come to you the next time you go shopping? Post it here.
Well, as I was shopping yesterday I got a sort of Monty Pythonesque idea: to have a shopping mall with an theme of humorous abuse meted out by the employees.
I don't know if this thread will go anywhere, but I thought it might be worth a try. Really, any idea for the antics that would go on in such a place are welcome.
What got me started was a general announcement. I thought I would like to change it to something like this:
"Attention suckers! Please make sure your children are not acting as stupid as they look. You're welcome!"
And now I got an idea to call out the license number of a car in the parking lot and ask them to come to the information desk immediately. Then inform them that their headlights are NOT on! LOL.
For extra fun, you could call out a plate number, then change it to another one as you repeat it!
Maybe something will come to you the next time you go shopping? Post it here.
