MC Hitler in da house, yo!

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This 3 minute video is direct visual proof that Hitler is alive and well...and is busting rhymes, homie!

Here's what Hitler has to say to the world now:

The name is A! And I'm back in command
Cuz I'm the illest führer representing Deutschland!
Reich 1, Reich 2, Reich 3, that's me!
The mastermind behind World War Three
No Two, my bad, oh well, start it over!
Been gone for so long but now I'm back and gonna show ya
Everybody Hitler-hatin when they speak my name
But it's a new millennium and the führer's changed
And what I bet you didn't know is now I'm down with the Jews
The gypsies, homosexuals, and retards too
Cuz I stopped burning people, started burning CDs
Stopped battling the world, started battling MCs
Just started bustin rhymes, finally found my groove
Now the SS on my jacket stands for Super-Smooth

To all the Aryans in the area that are carrying rhymes
And Neo-Nazis better watch me, catch on up with the times
When other rappers see me coming, yo, they run and they hide
I grab the mic and come it lyrical genocide!
Because when it comes to dropping hooks there is none greater
Throw a finger to my public then I grab my dictator!
Because I'm flexing my might, and I'm showing my strength
I'll get you're lady owin, get her moanin "mein kempf"
No longer Nazi but I still like to party (holds up a bottle of mouthwash, presumably because it has a tiny trace of alcohol in it)
Got twenty women up in here with master racy bodies
Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like 'em that way
Yo Göring, you got somethin to say?

[Weird Göring rap. . . back to Hitler]

Drivin down the street in my Panzer tank
Sittin drinking Crys with my ***** Anne Frank (Anne Frank: Hey!)
Step into the clubs, you know I'm steppin with style
I raise my left hand, party people say Heil!
There's a page by Eva Braun that I'll say that I missed
There's a party up at Schindler's and I'm on his A-list
I put my past behind, y'all can think what you will
But no more propaganda, it's triumph of the ill!

Said H-I...T-L-E-R, driving down the streets in a fancy car
Said H-I...T-L-E-R, thought we'd never make it but here we are

Mein führer ist die scheiße!

Hahaha! :D:D:D
 
I don't find this funny... but yeah guess I lost my Humor in Japan... or is it still in the Netherlands... a country attacked by hitler (including my grandmother who almost starved to dead).

But yeah... I'm happy your having fun.
 
Hey Dutch_Baka, you have to understand it, and learn from the mistakes of WWII. How can we ever hope to overcome such terror and ignorance if all we do is turn a blind eye to it?

It's only a video. Get off your cross.
 
@Faustianideals
For the slower ones of us here, would you mind explaining what a Hitler rap has to do with understanding World War II and learning from its mistakes?

Thank you.
 
Since I was both horribly offended and slightly amused, I'll respond to both sentiments.

First off, I believe its quite insensitive for someone to make something like that while there are still people alive who were involved, or who have members of their family who were involved, in that terrible era. Both my grandfather (U.S. Paratrooper) and uncle (member of the Danish Resistance) were involved, and I thought that the video did a wonderful job of mocking the sacrifices that they and others like them made in order to bring a halt to the violence started by Hitler.

Secondly, I believe that the video was quite humorous, mainly because I enjoy when people take famous figures with signature attitudes and change them into something completely off-the-wall. And put them to horrible rap music. 🙂
 
@Faustianideals
For the slower ones of us here, would you mind explaining what a Hitler rap has to do with understanding World War II and learning from its mistakes?
Thank you.
Read the post above mine. :) Here, I'll quote it so that you don't have to strain yourself.
I don't find this funny... but yeah guess I lost my Humor in Japan... or is it still in the Netherlands... a country attacked by hitler (including my grandmother who almost starved to dead).
But yeah... I'm happy your having fun.
If you can't figure it out after slowly reading Dutch_Baka's post, then shame on me.
 
It simply is a caricature of a historical person, now, you wouldn't be pissed if someone made a joke about King Asshurizirpal's cruelty, and ways, but you're so pissed about Hitler, but truth is, old Asshur' wasn't a tad bit less bloodthirsty, its only the fact that most probably don't know a thing about it, and it was decades ago. On the other hand it is rather illogical to post something like that Hitler trash on a forum, as the reaction is obvious, and its pointless to get on others nerves, things like this should only be shared in a small ring of folks. Some might find it fun, yeah, im not the one to judge if it truly is fun, and neither are the others, but any community in existence has its own subjective view, so, for your own sake, i suggest that you refrain from posting such things again, as peoples opinion weighs more, way more than objectivity.
 
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