JLo's Marriage Dead Pool!

[Flashjeff]

JLo (a.k.a. Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. "Jenny from the Hood", a.k.a. the femme half of "Bennifer") just got hitched to Latin pop singer Marc Anthony over the weekend. Now, given Jenny's past unions which haven't exactly been long or fruitful, British bookmakers predicted it won't last through the end of the year.

Now I on the other hand am not nearly so charitable. I'm gonna take the under on that action and say JLo will be single and on the hunt for fresh game by the end of September. I think it might be fun to see if anyone agrees with me, or thinks JLo's new union might actually survive beyond Dick Clark's appearance on New Year's Eve!

 

[Lina Inverse]

I'm not sure if it will last till Semptember in the first place

 

[Budderfly]

I think she'll be divorced by March of next year. She'll wait a little longer on this one so she doesn't look like too much of an ***.

 

[Hachiko]

J Lo's got no love life at all. Many celebrities are like that: Nice body, but bad character/taste. That's all that J-Ho has: a naisu bodii. Man, I would only marry J-Lo, if only just to experience procreation. And that's it. No love life whatsoever.

 

[Flashjeff]

Now, I just read in the gossip rags that J-Lo is preggers, so she got hitched quick, fast and in one helluva hurry because she's a Catholic and having kids out of wedlock is a no-no. So, I'd say it's safe to assume that love had zip, nada, bupkus and jack squat to do with her shotgun marriage to Marc Anthony. All the more reason to think my prediction will come true!