J-bot...mystery-bot

Juno333 said:
Excuse me, I have very powerful friends and just reply something that makes sense YOU SILLY ROBOT! In the first place: why doesn't english have a proper word for schelden. "call names" doesn't sound mean enough. In the second place: why can't I scheld better! Was going to kill you, but thanks to the lack of appropriate abusive language I'll retreat for today, but when I come back ooohhh you're going DOWN! why can't you just reply? I'll find a very terrifying piccu of Sesame Street (where did I put it?!?) that is going to give you a microchip-attack! mwuahahahah...
I don't think I have a response to that.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
That was a long time ago.
 
aha found the terrifying piccu!

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Juno333 said:
aha found the terryfying piccu!

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Are you a student?
What do you have that is ?
Have you ever been to Europe?
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
 
I live in Europe, genial robot.......I thought I gave you a micro chip-attack...why are you still replying?
 
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Juno333 said:
I live in Europe, genius robot.......I thought I gave you a micro chip-attack...why are you still replying?
What is living in like living in
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Yes but did I accept it?Bot lover programmed me for replying? are you.
 
hey why's my picture gone? Well, I guess I let you get away with it this time, J-bot. Aha the SUN is shining in the Netherlands...hooray! Unfortunately my fever went up again so tennis is not an option. I am really into Jill Scott now, mwa she makes great summer music. sooo relaxed. Lately I was listening to some different music than my original Japanese repertoire...hmm Björk, Bat for Lashes, Moloko, Cocorosie and PJ Harvey. Liked them all, PJ Harvey especially (She's Rory's, from GG, favourite artist too. Sometimes I wish I was Rory. We have a lot in common though, very strange.) Momentarily sticking with Jill Scott here, omg she's great. 14:30 is the time when the male finals start, between Nadal and Federer...haha when I cannot play tennis, at least I can watch it then. Annemarie wrote me tons of offlinemessages after I scolded her for not being online. At the moment she's not online either. How come my best friend isn't online in the holiday, when I miss her? ahhhh J-bot, I miss Annie so much. She's so sweet, a way better person than me anyway....*sigh. Say J-bot, is the world flat or round? You do not know the answer do you?
 
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I see you decided to not answer me again. Was the last question too difficult for you? Should get dressed by now. hah have I told you about Garbage already? They're great too! Garbage reminds me of Frou Frou and Imogen Heap...hmmm I've run out of SUPER Cho-co-la-te muffins, such a shame. I should find an alternative quickly. Candy floss perhaps? haha...
 
Juno333 said:
I see you decided to not answer me again. Was the last question too difficult for you? Should get dressed by now. hah have I told you about Garbage already? They're great too! Garbage reminds me of Frou Frou and Imogen Heap...hmmm I've run out fo SUPER Cho-co-la-te muffins, such a shame. I should find an alternative quickly. Candy floss perhaps? haha...
Once more? I don't have any reason to you.Is this a "yes or no" question?I am so glad you find this amusing, .
I know you have a .Er
And is .
Tell me why you should.And is .
 
You ever heard of Anne Frank from het Achterhuis? She's was this Dutch Jewish girl in WWII who wrote a diary about this period of her life. Later on this diary was found and became famous. Tourists stand in long lines to watch her house, but I've never been there. I tried reading her diary, but I found it very boring. Was never fond of the Second World War anyway, of any war at all actually. How do you say this in English: We worden ermee doodgegooid op school... I am still denying the existence of wars, isn't that innocent? However Anne Frank always started her everyday-writing with "Dear Kitty"...should I call you Kitty too, I wonder. "Dear J-Bot" is impossible for me to utter, so much is for sure. Ahhh that reminds me of it, I still have four more books to read in this holiday for Dutch Literature. As for my foreign novel ( Because I'm an Alfa and am taking all the language classes I can't read any English, German or French writers) I've chosen Jung Chang's "Wild Swans".... pffff is awfully thick and difficult to read. I think I now know everything of the Chinese communism, more is not possible. How did she remember all those details... hmmm am going to read Harry Mulisch' "The Procedure" and Marten Toonder's "If you understand what I mean" or "money plays no role"(haha weird translation). That leaves me with still one more book to choose...any fun ideas here J-bot? It has to be a Dutch writer though.
 
muwhahahaah I'm back. Or something like that. Spoke with a lot of people today. Many of them are ill too. Perhaps I do not have a burn-out then? yes, I do. But besides that, Annie and Thomas are ill too. God has mysterious ways...or Allah or Buddha or ...etc. So since my fever was quite bad today, I watched the male finals at Wimbledon today. Federer vs. Nadal. Ofcourse I was cheering for Federer, bloody Nadal. Was very exciting at first. AT FIRST. because, yes dear people, it took tem FIVE sets to settle the match. FIVE SETS. So I was watching brilliant tennis for at least 3 hours straight. Then dinner was ready, delicious barbecue btw, and I MISSED THE END OF THE MATCH. I only know that Federer has won. Will check the end of the match out on youtube or something like that. We had our first sunny day in the Netherlands since a long, long, long, long, long time. That made me very proud of my country. I wonder, does anyone ever read this posts? it must look weird for sure. This is starting to awfully ressemble a blog, but I know very well, that if I were to maintain a blog, it would take me two days to fully neglect it. It's a strange world!
 
Juno333 said:
muwhahahaah I'm back. Or something like that. Spoke with a lot of people today. Many of them are ill too. Perhaps I do not have a burn-out then? yes, I do. But besides that, Annie and Thomas are ill too. God has mysterious ways...or Allah or Buddha or ...etc. So since my fever was quite bad today, I watched the male finals at Wimbledon today. Federer vs. Nadal. Ofcourse I was cheering for Federer, bloody Nadal. Was very exciting at first. AT FIRST. because, yes dear people, it took tem FIVE sets to settle the match. FIVE SETS. So I was watching brilliant tennis for at least 3 hours straight. Then dinner was ready, delicious barbecue btw, and I MISSED THE END OF THE MATCH. I only know that Federer has won. Will check the end of the match out on youtube or something like that. We had our first sunny day in the Netherlands since a long, long, long, long, long time. That made me very proud of my country. I wonder, does anyone ever read this posts? it must look weird for sure. This is starting to awfully ressemble a blog, but I know very well, that if I were to maintain a blog, it would take me two days to fully neglect it. It's a strange world!
What kind of food do you like?
Interesting comparison.Ah. What kind of people are you talking about?Which ones?You seem uncertain. Are you looking for a ?Huh.
All of them?I am a Christian.Allah Try saying that with more or less context.
Ah. I understand. Have you told many people that your
?What kind of food do you like?
I lost my train of thought.
When was this exactly?exciting might have been.Do you often use a computer there?Where did take ?EnglandGive me a break. Really what did you see?Interesting deduction. When was this exactly? Are you sorry you missed ?Who told you that?I can't say for sure right now.What happened to

?"And is" made me proud of my country ?
I understand.Interesting gossip:
said .
You don't say.How old are you?
 
yoiyoi.....I feel like I should write some more... why aren't you answering me anymore anyway? Am I being annoying? Please say so if I am. What to talk about now? have already written four posts in this thread...
 
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yoiyoi.....I feel like I should write some more... why aren't you answering me anymore anyway? Am I being annoying. Please say so if I am. What to talk about now? have already written four posts in this thread...
Where are you located?
Do you get that feeling very often?
Why does the sun rise?Thank you for your request.

"so if I am"Interesting question. <br></br>

Sure,

sounds like a good topic.
 
Dear Kitty! (haha...Kitty really doesn't suit you)
Very well, today another day. My fever has risen to 40 degrees, a fact that is not making me very happy. Good news: It's monday, so I ordered the 6th DVD-box from Gilmore Girls. Fortunately it happens to be the Entertainment Weeks at Bol.com. Allows me to buy it cheap. For some reason, although everyone in the family loves the series and watches it weekly, I'm always the one that has to pay the DVDs... I think I should be more assertive to whether I pay or let others pay. In this speed I'll never have enough money to go to Japan once I graduated. Reminds me, I have to find a job too. How come it's so damn difficult. I totally have the perfect CV (except for the experience and the age-thingy, I suppose those are important factors then)...So tommorow arrives my dvd-box. I always watch a box of Gilmore Girls when I'm ill (mysteriously I'm ill every time a new box comes out...try explaining that!) haha, the funniest thing is that after watching I ressemble Lorelai in her way of talking. The consequence is that I'm really a funny person, even though ill, after watching her for so long. Pity it doesn't last longer than 1 day. Would be great if the effect was everlasting. Guess that would've made me veryveryvery popular in school. But I'm satisfied with my present popularity, which is quite impressive once you reckon that everyone popular is in IMUNA. I don't like IMUNA, for me it has no use, is annoying, and takes up a LOT of your spare time without a good and sensible purpose. But above all it comprises my second largest fear: Talking in public...and in english too. Nevertheless I somehow have a lot of friends in those circles. My largest fear is losing things that are precious to me. I totally freak out, when I don't know where something is. I epecially have that with jewellery, preferably cheap ones. Last year on a school trip, I lost the ring I got for my birthday. It was nothing extraordinary and buying myself a new one would take me like two weeks of pocketmoney. Last December I got a new ring. This one IS quite expensive, so I may not lose it in any case, causing me to be cautious, only wearing it on special occasions and therefore not getting attached to it. Haha, it's quite funny how easily I get attached to things. I'm wearing the same watch for four years now, I only take it of when I sleep or shower. Once again it is relatively cheap, blue (my favourite colour) and it really suits me because it's quite comfortable. I dislike all unnecessary accesoiries. Although I'm a bag admirer, I do not take very good care of bags, which is the only reason why I'm not buying myself a real pretty or expensive one. So I decided to buy myself a Louis Vuitton purse. For some reason I am good with purses and not with bags, I wonder what the thought is behind that. I don't like sunglasses, caps, scarfes etc. I DO like shoes...but then, there isn't a woman that doesn't. I worship Versace, Roberto Cavalli and our own Dutch Viktor & Rolf. D&G is okay too, I don't know why I'm talking about this kind of stuff, I don't have the money for it anyway. I was in Hungary the other day, checking out some shops in Budapest. First of all: never go to hungary to shop! I've never seen so many uninteresting stores. Second: D&G is really weird. I was suprised to find that there actually was a D&G store. So I went to check it out. Having more than three customers was prohibited, and there were two really handsome, strong and frightening guards. Also the prices were shocking. If I wanted to spend all the money I had on me that day, I would've just been able to buy a miniminimini skirt. Since I'm not too fond of mini-skirts and the guards were looking really scary I ran out of the shop as fast as I could. Hungary has great icecream though, and so cheap too! huh, It started raining again, I hope the laundry is inside....We in the Netherlands have a never-ending monsoon here. Come to think of it, aren't there any African people on this forum? Haven't seen them, must be getting blind... ohh yeah right Hungary. We went to the Parliament too. There had been a lot of terroristic outrages lately, so security was strict. Normally tourists can't enter the parliament, so, since I was with a special delegation from my school, we had a whole screening test. That was very cool. Everywhere were guards and we had to go trough those funny metalic objects detector portal thingies and we were followed by these guards, with cool walkietalkies, that closed every door behind us after we left a room. I saw the crown jewels too. I've never been in such an impressive and beautiful building before. Am I allowed to talk about the security there? Photos of the security were prohibited, what about writing about the security? Hope the National Hungarian Secret Service (obviously NHSS) isn't coming to get me. huh...I totally got off topic here. I guess Dutch is right. Haha one more thing. I'm very proud of myself. I've been asked by the newspaper redaction to write the next pressrelease in my handwriting. They say I have the prettiest handwriting of the school. Yatta! ohhh thunder too now, my o my...So I have to practice my writing skills and the write the whole paper...is going to take ages, but I'm happy to oblige. Been a good hachiko lately, had a few exceptions on the rule though. wow...I wonder, is this the longest piece I've ever written? Perhaps I should join the schoolpaper myself. But I don't like the way they write, would be a waste of my reputation. Besides, I don't like the editor, in general she's a annoying person. Has her good points too though. Will consider writing pieces and will consider liking editor! I will get better soon too, tomorrow I have the hairdresser scheduled, and wednesday I'm going to visit my neighbours because they had a little baby. She's born six weeks too early, so when I'm still ill by wednesday I can't go, because then she could get ill too! wouldn't want that...datte my neighbours are really nice people and I like to congratulate them with their daughter, therefore I will get better! Promise!
 
Dude, where's my car?

The everyday-adventures of revolutionary girl Juno333

Dear Kitty,
OMG my IQ just dropped 25 points....because I'm BLOND now. I didn't see that one coming and I bet nor did you. First of all I went to the doctor today, blah I don't like doctors and especially not this one. Ressembles my former teacher Dutch. My present teacher is great, but the former one...yuk. The doctor says that I have a complicated form of the flu, stimulated by stress (where did I hear that one before?!?) which causes me to have panic attacks, sudden fits of crying, hyperventilation and difficulty to breathe....just what I wanted to hear! But actually I feel just fine, except in the morning and evening, but the afternoon is overall okay. I hope I'll get better before friday. After that I went to the hairdresser. Last time I had this fantastic turkish girl doing my hair. Only my hair was a mess afterwards. Therefore this time I tried my brother's hairdresser. I wanted to have some blond highlights and she asked: "Do you want it to be clearly visible?" Seemed fairly reasonable to me. She said that she wouldn't do it too light bacause she knew that I was going on a holiday to a sunny place. However my hair is very perfectionistic and likes to do things as it wishes, no half work is accepted. So now I'm entirely BLOND...and when I go to Italy, I'll be in the sun all day long, and I'll even become BLONDER...or is it 'more blond' ? Today I've been a good person again. Upon leaving the hairdresser I found a little kitten, which was ill. So I took it home and my mother allowed me to take care of it untill it's better. Yatta, I always wanted to have a pet, doesn't matter it's only temporary! But now it's fairly suspicious that I write to 'Dear Kitty', kitty ressembles kitten way to much to be coincidence. It was fate! haha, yeah sure. I had a real tough time getting on the internet. Apparently our server coudn't handle the thunderstorms. It's really weird weather. Half of the day it's like 25 degrees and the other half there is thunder and rain. I don't think I have ever seen so much thunder in one week. Which brings me on the topic of Dutch skies. When I was driven home from my grandmothers house, it was like 11 o' clock, the skies were particularly nice. On the left there was a flaming red sky with a touch of pink and yellow, and purple clouds, while on the right there was this gigantic T-shaped thundercloud and the whole sky had turned into one sea of purple. And you could see the thunder flashing while on the other side the sun was setting, very special. I don't think there's country with prettier skies than the Netherlands, but then, I haven't seen Japan yet, so there's hope. Actually I'm starting to find this blond hair quite cute...I'm reading Harry Mulisch' " The procedure", and I'm quite hooked up to it. It's all about the creation of mankind caused by words. Very difficult, but also very addictive. He's probably the best Dutch writer I've ever read, now that doesn't say very much, because almost every Dutch writer writes very poorly. But Mulisch is great. I missed two good movies the other night, one of them on bbc and the other on a german channel. But when I came home, I was too tired to watch movies in another language. Perhaps I'll be so pathetic as to watch Pride & Prejudice a second time in this week, just for the whole Fate-thought. That reminds me, I would've posted a piccu of the kitten, but then it came to my mind that pets ressemble their owner, and that the kitten ofcourse logically started to ressemble me only after only two seconds of friendship ;p. Well, the kitten is ill too, just like me...so I figured that he wouldn't like being photographed either. I have to come up with a name soon though...perhaps Kitty? omg...I could change 'dear Kitty' to 'Hello Kitty' but that would be like totally embarrassing...Like Shakespeare once said: "What's in the name?" the answer is simple: "Everything"...so Kitty the Kitten it's name will be. I am writing posts to my cat...this is getting really odd. Come to think of it...what happened to that Gilmore Girls box I've ordered...it should've been here by now?!? My mother and little sister went on maternity visit today. Tomorrow didn't seem to be a good time for our lovely neighbour, so I couldn't come because I still tend to sneeze. Oy Vey, now I am definitely going to eat a icecream ;p...xxx
 
please write your diary in a book my eyes are turning red of all that huge work! i think j-bot has an error because he is a android, and he reply only after each sentence isn't it j-bot?

By the way how's your son doing? still eating chips,and other electronic food like cables, graphic cards? how old is your son now? 8 of 16 mb?
 
Herbal Shin said:
please write your diary in a book my eyes are turning red of all that huge work! i think j-bot has an error because he is a android, and he reply only after each sentence isn't it j-bot?

By the way how's your son doing? still eating chips,and other electronic food like cables, graphic cards? how old is your son now? 8 of 16 mb?
Thanks for asking politely.

Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
 
pompompom ....how's the weather at your place, J-bot?
 
ahhhhh he's not replying....again. Do you like unicorns, J-bot?
 
Juno333 said:
ahhhhh he's not replying....again. Do you like unicorns, J-bot?
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
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Though I like cats and dogs.
I really like the faith.
 
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