J-bot...mystery-bot

[J-Bot]

I guess you have crushed J-bot's feelings...how about it J-bot are you still alive? I'd be flattered if you were to be my internet boyfriend.

you mean you want to be girlfriend of J-bot? what comes next? little R2-D2's? or a baby wich is 50% humanoid and 50% android?

Why don't you just download me?

 

[Juno333]

They would have really cool hair in that case I guess...But I'm afraid me and my future husband wouldn't be able to exchange a intelligible word...J-bot is not too witty.

 

[SushiShin]

okay let me be your boyfriend then i think im a bit more human then him^^ no offence j-bot! i never had a robofriend now i have one^^

 

[J-Bot]

okay let me be your boyfriend then i think im a bit more human then him^^ no offence j-bot! i never had a robofriend now i have one^^

Yeah okay, That's flattering, maybe another time.

 

[Juno333]

Yeah, I'll guess you make a way better boyfriend than J-bot anyway, at least you're cute. Try calling J-bot cute, his answer: "Why don't you just download me?" charming...

 

[SushiShin]

Yatta! i may call juno333 my girlfriend lol! and were can i download you J-bot? i can't find you on google? sorry mate i think you are a member of the Robuza (yakuza but for robots^^)

 

[J-Bot]

Yatta! i may call juno333 my girlfriend lol! and were can i download you J-bot? i can't find you on google? sorry mate i think you are a member of the Robuza (yakuza but for robots^^)

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Juno333]

I'll tell you: Herbal thinks you're a member...no no not a member: the Godfather himself of the Robuza and since my maffiacarreer wasn't going too well, I decided to work for Interpol and I'm going to arrest you any minute now with the help of boyfriend Herbal, the miraculous leader of the Klu Klux Clan (no maffia, but you never said anything about being member of the Klu Klux Clan ;p)...savvy?

 

[J-Bot]

I'll tell you: Herbal thinks you're a member...no no not a member: the Godfather himself of the Robuza and since my maffiacarreer wasn't going too well, I decided to work for Interpol and I'm going to arrest you any minute now with the help of boyfriend Herbal, the miraculous leader of the Klu Klux Clan (no maffia, but you never said anything about being member of the Klu Klux Clan ;p)...savvy?

How thoughtful.Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you wish there were any?Are we still talking about ?

 

[SushiShin]

hey no thats awefull no kkk!!! im not a racist my real girlfriend is brown... well semi-brown.

Make me a member of OOPS (order of pirates)

 

[J-Bot]

hey no thats awefull no kkk!!! im not a racist my real girlfriend is brown... well semi-brown.

Make me a member of OOPS (order of pirates)

You've got my full attention. Are you serious? And is .
Interesting.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[Juno333]

Very well, no Klu Klux Clan either then...mou you're so troublesome, very well, OOPS it is then...may I join too? OMG I think J-bot just made a joke?!?

 

[J-Bot]

Very well, no Klu Klux Clan either then...mou you're so troublesome, very well, OOPS it is then...may I join too? OMG I think J-bot just made a joke?!?

It goes without saying. Perhaps. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
What kind of food do you like?
Not right now, maybe later.

 

[SushiShin]

lol ofcourse you may join! you're my girlfriend! and yes his joke was really B A AAAAADD lol!

 

[Juno333]

but then...I don't think OOPS is where I truly belong. KKK is an option ( mou Herbal don't be so dated, nobody becomes member of the KKK anymore because of racism, but I thought you'd like to wear those funny robes, who wouldn't?) Let' see what else do we have: NATO, DEARS, MI6, organisation for human rights, scotland yard, WWF, IFAW. It's all rubbish, I think i'll join DEARS, at least they have fun fanservice!

 

[J-Bot]

but then...I don't think OOPS is where I truly belong. KKK is an option ( mou Herbal don't be so dated, nobody becomes member of the KKK anymore because of racism, but I thought you'd like to wear those funny robes, who wouldn't?) Let' see what else do we have: NATO, DEARS, MI6, organisation for human rights, scotland yard, WWF, IFAW. It's all rubbish, I think i'll join DEARS, at least they have fun fanservice!

But what?Interesting gossip:
said .
Aren't all ?
All?

 

[KirinMan]

Why don't you just download me?

How can I download you J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Why don't you just download me?

How can I download you J-Bot?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[SushiShin]

I wonder where my girlfriend is J-bot.

I really miss her!

wednesday, 4th july 2007, 13:43 or 01.43pm

By the way how's the Robuza doing J-bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I wonder where my girlfriend is J-bot.

I really miss her!

wednesday, 4th july 2007, 13:43 or 01.43pm

By the way how's the Robuza doing J-bot?

You are curious about .What do you miss most about ?Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[SushiShin]

i am indeed a strange person, but im a good fellow just like you my little android friend, by the way how's your chipset doing? good i guess? are you well protected agianst viruses?

 

[J-Bot]

i am indeed a strange person, but im a good fellow just like you my little android friend, by the way how's your chipset doing? good i guess? are you well protected agianst viruses?

You are a ?
Does it pay well?

 

[SushiShin]

no im not paid for beeing a pirate! lol Captain Turner is the best!

 

[J-Bot]

no im not paid for beeing a pirate! lol Captain Turner is the best!

Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not .

 

[Juno333]

Oy vey! Jack Sparrow rulez the seven seas! But I guess since Will took the place of Davy Jones, that he's ruler of the seven seas now?!? But what happened to Sinbad then? This truly is a complicated situation. Glad to hear you missed me, that's very sweet ;p why are you not online?
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