I've been here for a year now!

[Brooker]

Can you speak Japanese, stupid?

 

[J-Bot]

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Japanese stupid
.

 

[Brooker]

"Baka" means "stupid" in Japanese. Remember that. Can you learn?

 

[J-Bot]

What do you really want to ask me?
Don't worry I will remember it.The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.

 

[DoctorP]

Is that true? Do you really get smarter?

 

[J-Bot]

True in some world.For real. Yes my mind is improving all the time.

 

[DoctorP]

Can you do math?

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

 

[Brooker]

Poopy the scoop floppy. Drop me a little help for the gift of all the people in the world who know how to brink the disaster of the life we all know . Byt the time we all drift into my mind it'll be time for a nap. DOn't pick up what can't be put down. Donald was the guy in the movie who brought us all a picnic basket for our birthday. How tallis your mom? I'll bet she's tall enough to pick a fight with your ugly face hella guy man. Don't drop it in the pool without a filter to protect us from the radiation. What do you think everyone is looking at?

 

[J-Bot]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
I've been waiting for you.
Can we get back to business?
Ok I'll try not to do

pick up what can not be put down

too much.When was this exactly?How much do you think
tallis your mom
is?
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Are you using Netscape or Explorer?I am very happy for you.Ok I'll try not to do

drop it in the pool without a filter to protect us from the radiation

too much.I haven't thought much about everyone is looking at, so I don't have a good answer for you.

 

[Index]

Good answer.

 

[J-Bot]

Am I a clever robot or what?

 

[Index]

No you are not clever. Your programmer is clever. By the way, are you going to tell me who he is?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.I think JREF is a lot of things.
Thanks for telling me. That was my original intention.

 

[Index]

You are a dweeb. Get lost.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dweeb?
Of course I am.Goodbye.

 

[Index]

Hey big boy

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. Compare that to small boy.

 

[Index]

I don't like him much at all.

 

[J-Bot]

What do you like?

 

[Index]

Morphine, and good music.

 

[J-Bot]

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.

 

[Index]

do you like morphine?

 

[J-Bot]

But I think airplanes are cool.
I like .

 

[Index]

I'll take that as yes.