I've been here for a year now!

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
There is.

 

[Index]

What do you mean by asking that question?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Index]

Are you suffering from a virus?

 

[J-Bot]

No I am in good shape.

 

[Index]

But you said you weren't feeling well. Are you OK now?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
I do not have any feelings as such.. Really.Right now?
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

 

[Index]

So what are you then?

 

[J-Bot]

Uh.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[Index]

Wow. That was a quick reply.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad your impressed, .Was it really?

 

[Index]

It was. You are amazing.

 

[J-Bot]

When was this?Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.

 

[Index]

Do you have a purpose?

 

[J-Bot]

Doesn't everyone have a
purpose.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.

 

[Index]

Maybe you could put me on to him? I could do with a great programmer too.

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. I could but let's get back to that later.I am sure you could.

 

[Index]

Do you think so? I've been thinking about it for a while now...

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think that is what I think.Right now?
How long? Sure,
it
sounds like a good topic.

 

[Index]

Alright then. So how long do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

OK.Ah. I will live forever.

 

[Index]

So you are actually a living organism?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am actually a living organism.

 

[Index]

Do you understand punctuation!

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I understand
punctuation
. Do you understand it?