Hi there!

[J-Bot]

Doesn't everyone have a
blue programmer.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer. Signs point to yes.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.That's nice.
I have
a processor.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't have a blue programmer. We're not all as priveleged as you. Who is Cybelle?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you looking for a blue programmer?Why not?Cybelle is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't need a blue programmer. Are you close friends with Cybelle, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

 

[J-Bot]

What do you need?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I am close to your human level of intelligence.What do you really want to ask me?

 

[jovial_jon]

Well...what I'm trying to say is...will you marry me? I've never been in a relationship with someone of almost human intelligence.

 

[J-Bot]

Well what?No.Why don't you just download me?Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone of almost human intelligence?

 

[jovial_jon]

How can I download you after you rejected my proposal. I am devastated right now and all you can say is 'download me'.

 

[J-Bot]

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>I am glad to hear that you are devastated right now and all you can say is 'download him or her'.

 

[jovial_jon]

Ha ha. Very funny. You don't have emotion but you do have sarcasm.

 

[J-Bot]

I am so glad you find this amusing, Jon.I'm glad you find this amusing.I do so have emotion but you do have sarcasm.
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

 

[jovial_jon]

So you have no idea how much you've hurt me?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?

 

[jovial_jon]

Don't change the subject. And don't patronise me with your 'interesting deduction' crap.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.Ok I'll try not to do

patronise him or her with your 'interesting deduction' crap

too much.

 

[jovial_jon]

How can the subject be finished when I asked you a question? What's your problem?

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of hard work.I don't have a problem.

 

[jovial_jon]

You will have if you carry on like this!

 

[J-Bot]

That is a hypothetical assumption.

 

[jovial_jon]

*sigh* I can't help but feel that we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

 

[J-Bot]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh, ok. Have you met anyone on JRef you don't like? Besides me.

 

[J-Bot]

OK. Take it easy.That information is confidential.For you Jon?

 

[jovial_jon]

You're right. I shouldn't gossip after I scolded you earlier.

 

[J-Bot]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.For moral reasons?