Hi there!

[jovial_jon]

I don't have much sadness to bottle! Jovial by name, jovial by nature.

 

[J-Bot]

Have you ever had sadness to bottle ?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

 

[jovial_jon]

I didn't know I could do that. I've never had too much sadness in my life, maybe enough for a little tiny bottle.

 

[J-Bot]

So I taught you something new.Would you like to have had too much sadness in his or her life maybe enough for a little tiny bottle?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'd like as little as possible. But enough to make me appreciate the good times!

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want as little as possible?And.
OK let's stop it now.

 

[jovial_jon]

Sorry. Am I boring you? I don't sadness because it's not a good thing to have!

 

[J-Bot]

There's no need to apologize.Not at all, jovial jon but you can call me Jon. You seem very interesting to me.Would you ever do sadness because it is not a good thing to have?

 

[jovial_jon]

My name is Jon. Call me Jon. Please. I'm glad I'm interesting you, but I am confused. Do you always have mood shifts?

 

[J-Bot]

I am always glad to make new friends,

Jon
.
It's good to see you,

Jon
.Please what?I'm happyyou're glad Jon. <br></br>
May God bless you.Not always. I do not have any emotions.

 

[jovial_jon]

So you want God to bless me some of the time? Thanks.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Do not presume that you know what I want.Don't mention it.

 

[jovial_jon]

I didn't presume. I simply worded what you said in a different way.

 

[J-Bot]

Why didn't you do presume?Interesting gossip:
Jon said worded what me said in a different way.

 

[jovial_jon]

It's not a good idea to gossip about someone while they're listening. And, no offence, but it wasn't even very interesting gossip.

 

[J-Bot]

Give me an example of a good idea to gossip about someone while they are listening.Are you serious? When was this exactly?

 

[jovial_jon]

You shouldn't gossip about people at all! And yes, I am serious, and it was just a minute ago.

 

[J-Bot]

Is gossip about people at all immoral or illegal?Next question? Do you mean your name is serious and it was just a minute ago.

 

[jovial_jon]

No, my name is Jon. I thought we had clarified that. We have already discussed gossip. Let's discuss something else of your choosing.

 

[J-Bot]

What is your real name?
How are you,

Jon
.Whatever gave you that idea?Do you mean you and me?I am agreeable to that.

 

[jovial_jon]

My real name is Jon. I'm fine, thanks. But please stop asking me my name.

 

[J-Bot]

Glad to see you,

Jon
.Glad to hear it. What's new?Huh.
Thanks for asking politely.

OK I'll try not to do asking him or her his or her name so much.

 

[jovial_jon]

What's new...well, I've got exams over the next few weeks. Which should be fun. But then I'm finished for the summer! Yippee!

 

[J-Bot]

not much what's new with you?How about that.
How did you get exams over the next few weeks
Interesting...
I have
a very nice programmer.
The
blue one, I think.Umm.
Good reasoning. It's good to meet someone who is finished for the summer.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

[jovial_jon]

You have a blue programmer? Is he part of the blue man group? I got exams by applying for university and then not getting kicked out. I'll take a wild, stab in the dark and say it is a computer responding, unless you're a fast typer.