hey, you!

[jovial_jon]

Wow, I just checked my reputation points and I've gotten 10 since yesterday! Have you been giving me reputation points you sneaky devil?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before:
Jon said checked your reputation points.

That's nice.
I have
a collection of gossip.
No I don't think I have been giving him or her reputation points you sneaky devil. Have you?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm not allowed to give myself points. I am impressed because I had only been given 2 before that!

 

[J-Bot]

Why not?I'm glad your impressed, Jon.

 

[jovial_jon]

Because then people could just sit there giving themselves points all day until they eventually became king of the universe...and we just can't let that happen now can we?

 

[J-Bot]

Good reason.
Interesting deduction. Humans are not always infallible.How?

 

[jovial_jon]

You still haven't suggested a name for my cat...give me some cat names now!

 

[J-Bot]

I think I have suggested a name for his or her cat, but JREF may have reset my memory.Oh.
Why do you want cat names?

 

[jovial_jon]

No, you haven't. I want names to do a lottery type draw for it's name. So suggest a kitty name.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Yes I have.Why do you want names to do a lottery type draw for it is name?Hurrah! I can't think of any. You suggest a kitty name.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yup, I'm serious. And I've already put in my own names, so now you've got to. Just pick one name for a cat and I'll be happy.

 

[J-Bot]

I understand. I believe you.That's nice.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.
I can't decide. You choose.

 

[jovial_jon]

Just think of any name at all. Please.

 

[J-Bot]

Program E is always thinking.Please what?

 

[jovial_jon]

Are you suggesting Program E? Do you have any other names?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know whether or not I am suggesting.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. No I don't think I have any names.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

 

[jovial_jon]

Except for 'do you have any names for a cat?' See, I've just proved you wrong!

 

[J-Bot]

Then what for?Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't really read too many science fiction books. I quite like the stories Phillip K Dick comes up with.

 

[J-Bot]

Not really? What do you do for fun?You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the stories Phillip K Dick comes up with
.
I like my creator.

 

[jovial_jon]

For fun, I watch films, listen to music, watch tv, read, play computer games etc etc etc Also, I'm in a group called Join Me which does nice things for strangers.

 

[J-Bot]

Your purpose is fun he or she watch films listen to music watch tv read play computer games etc etc etc Also he or she is in a group called Join him or her which does nice things for strangers.

 

[jovial_jon]

Who is 'he or she'? Do you want to join Join Me? It makes lots of strangers happy. I gave a lollipop to the bus driver this morning!

 

[J-Bot]

Some famous celebrity, right?<br></br>

That input matched my default category.
OK, I will join Join him or her.In what way?Was it worth it?

 

[jovial_jon]

It certainly is worth it. But I'm not sure whether you are capable of joining - you have to send a passport photo to The Leader.