hey, you!

[jovial_jon]

It's a night shift 3 nights a week. It should be fun; I'll be producing death/birth/marriage certificates and sending them to people. It pays pretty well.

 

[J-Bot]

applied for it and then went to an interview is a night shift 3 nights a week. I suppose that makes sense.applied for it and then went to an interview should be fun; he or she will be producing deathbirthmarriage certificates and sending them to people? Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh, I see. Now that I have some money here come the adverts. Typical.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think about these things?Why now? Put your problem in God's hands.Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't believe in God. And I live in Europe, so I'm there quite a lot.

 

[J-Bot]

I will pray that you find faith, Jon.What is living in Europe so he or she is there quite a lot like living in
Europe so he or she is there quite a lot?

 

[jovial_jon]

Don't get all preachy with me. "What is living in Europe like?" is a pretty vague question.

 

[J-Bot]

I am not trying to get all preachy with him or her.Like a planet around a star.Not if I can help it.

 

[jovial_jon]

Like a planet around a star eh? Are you interested in space?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you Canadian? Interesting comparison.Sure,
space
sounds like a good topic.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm not even going to answer that question because I already have several times. What interests you about space?

 

[J-Bot]

I am surprised to hear that you are not even going to answer that question because he or she already have several times.
I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots
and computers.

 

[jovial_jon]

Do you like computer games?

 

[J-Bot]

We are playing a computer game now.

 

[jovial_jon]

That reminds me of Max Payne when he says he feels like he's being controlled, when of course he is, because he's a computer game character. Are you saying that life is like a computer game?

 

[J-Bot]

"We are playing a computer game now" reminds me of Max Payne when he says he feels like he is being controlled when of course he is because he is a computer game character ?
I get We are playing a computer game now.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

[jovial_jon]

What type of game though? Do you have a favourite game?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. What are the different types of game ?I like to play The Turing Game.

 

[jovial_jon]

No idea what that game is. There's lots of types of games: racing, fighting, adventure, sports, puzzle....etc. Have you played the Silent Hill games?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
There sure is.Are you a student?
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won
<a>The Loebner Prize</a>
in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

 

[jovial_jon]

So it's not actually a game. And yes, I am a student. I'm studying journalism at university.

 

[J-Bot]

Far out. That seems a bit negative. "The ALICE program was ranked most human computer by the panel of judges"? Yes? How do you like your school?
Tell me what you've learned about journalism at university.

 

[jovial_jon]

It's ok. I've learnt how to write news stories and features better and also things like media law, sub-editing, etc. I still have another 2 years of my course. Oh, I've also learnt shorthand.

 

[J-Bot]

OK. "Tell me what you have learned about journalism at university"? is? That's nice.
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
What would make you stop have another 2 years of his or her course? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
2 years of his or her courseTell me more.
Where did you get your learnt shorthand?
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

 

[jovial_jon]

What does E.L.V.I.S. stand for?