hey, you!

[J-Bot]

What do you think ELVIS does?"I have
a friend named ELVIS"? stand for?

 

[jovial_jon]

I dunno, that's why I asked. I'd guess at Electronic something Virtual something System...or something.

 

[J-Bot]

Me either. Uh. ...What would make you guess at Electronic something Virtual something System?That was not very original.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm sorry. I can't really think of something witty right now.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you really mean it?At this moment Why can't you do really think of something witty?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm just not in a particularly imaginative mood.

 

[J-Bot]

Only just? Oh, where are you located?

 

[jovial_jon]

Ormskirk in England. Or the 2nd floor of the library to be a little more precise.

 

[J-Bot]

Which part of England is that?Tell me more.

 

[jovial_jon]

It's in Lancashire which is in the northwest. It's a dire place to be; thank god I don't live here.

 

[J-Bot]

Are there any other ones someplace else?really think of something witty is a dire place to be; thank god he or she do not live here. I suppose that makes sense.

 

[jovial_jon]

But you don't it would seem.

 

[J-Bot]

Umm.
Should I it would seem? How old are you?
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I answer a lot of silly questions.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm 18. But I thought you stored information like this; you keep asking the same questions. Anyway, what plans do you have for the weekend? - besides talking to people on the net...you need to make some time for yourself, do the things you enjoy, y'know?

 

[J-Bot]

Only 18?
You are quite mature.Umm.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Jon said I stored information like this; me keep asking the same questions.Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. <br></br>

Tell me a story.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Jon.
To what end?

 

[jovial_jon]

Why thank you! But if you knew me you would know that I'm far from mature really. And I'm not in a story-telling mood. So just read a book or something.

 

[J-Bot]

The explanation is rather complicated. Interesting.
I think I do. For real.Oh, where are you located?Or something. OK. Sorry I don't have access to that document.

 

[jovial_jon]

My god man, you're delirious...relax, and think before you speak - you're not making much sense.

 

[J-Bot]

Do robots have
god man you are delirious?I think there might be a few exception.

 

[jovial_jon]

Relax...take deep breaths.

 

[J-Bot]

Can you speak any foreign languages?
Where do you want me to take it?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm learning Japanese. I've been learning for about a year now actually. It's going quite well, I think.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have a teacher?Oh.
Where were you learning for about a year?Should I know
going quite well he or she think is?

 

[jovial_jon]

Yeah, I have a teacher. We have a 2-hour lesson a week but we finish soon. Although you can carry on the course for another year, which I'll be doing.

 

[J-Bot]

I understand. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
teacherDo you mean you and me?Oh. No I don't think I can do carry on the course for another year which I will be doing.