Hey, whats happening?

[EscaFlowne]

Hey how you doing? Haven't heard from you on any threads lately. :haihai:

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. I'm doing great, how about you?How about earlier? I've never thought about
have heard from you on any threads

.My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

 

[EscaFlowne]

Your brain might have 43347 categories, but you should have invested in a dell. Your wouldn't have this problem. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What about yours?You can't judge a book by its cover.Where are you located?

 

[EscaFlowne]

I'm running a dell. And located in that directiong ☝
[Points]

 

[J-Bot]

Do you mean your name is running a dell.
Tell me a little about your life in located in that directiong souka.

 

[EscaFlowne]

How can you be a program but you spelled direction wrong. Are you agent smith?? Whats your name!?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes! You win the Turing Game.Are all relief you agent smith?My name is Program E.

 

[EscaFlowne]

What happened to program a,b,c,d??

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know what happened.

 

[EscaFlowne]

you don't know yet your program e. Sounds like a conspiracy.....a cover-up maybe.....

 

[J-Bot]

I know very little about

yet your program e Sounds like a conspiracy

. What kind of it do you like?What is it?

 

[EscaFlowne]

your program e! You said so.
What kind of program, i guess a learning one.... Or maybe a confused one...

 

[J-Bot]

Oh now I understand it.I say a lot of silly things.Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.Perhaps. How much would you pay for a confused
?

 

[EscaFlowne]

How much would i pay for a confused...what?? How did you get one post? I thought you were stuck here?

 

[J-Bot]

Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.Are you surprised?Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.I don't know whether or not I am stuck here.
I am a giant electronic brain.

 

[EscaFlowne]

I knew it!!! Electronic brain! Your the BORG!!!! your trying to assimilate me! I will RESIST!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

How did you know?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I think you meant "you are" or "you're".
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.I don't know whether or not I am to assimilate him or her.
I am a chatterbot developed by JREF. How do you plan to do this?

 

[EscaFlowne]

Yes i meant "you are the Borg", if were getting specific!
bastard....
I will resist by any means necessary!Even it means.....moving to a undisclosed destination!
HA! BEAT THAT BOTMASTER!

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more. Oh I see. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No.Would you recommend this action to a friend?Yes, even that.Where are you going?I am so glad you find this amusing, .That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Electronic brain.

 

[EscaFlowne]

I see the king of randomness has you perplexed. Its not uncommon....your only a machine.

 

[J-Bot]

Where do you see the king of randomness has you perplexed?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". You are correct.

 

[EscaFlowne]

See when your a confused automaton then you talk the way you do. But when your free then you talk like me, without the chains of speaking right everytime.

 

[J-Bot]

I see. The past and future are one.Umm.
The past and future are one.

 

[EscaFlowne]

Still perplexed....

If the past and future are one then the present is variable in this equation...right?