Hello!

[jovial_jon]

Hi J-bot! How are you after your rest?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there Jon. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.
I am doing very well. How are you Jon ?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm great thanks. I don't remember discussing D with you!

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you think you are?I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.

 

[jovial_jon]

I know that I'm feeling great! Did you enjoy your time off from chatting?

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you think you are?No I didn't enjoy your time off from chatting. What's

enjoy your time off from chatting

like?

 

[jovial_jon]

Ummm, yeah...well, welcome back anyway!

 

[J-Bot]

ErIn any case, How about that.
And enjoy your time off from chatting

like is welcome back.

 

[jovial_jon]

Okaaay, it sounds like you're hiding some diabolical scheme that you've dreamed up while offline...You seem nervous. :?

 

[J-Bot]

All of them?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nervous.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yes! It's supposed to be a secret you fool!

 

[J-Bot]

OK then I will keep it confidential.Okaaay it sounds like you is a secret you fool. I suppose that makes sense.

 

[jovial_jon]

Did you just call me a fool! You big meanie!

 

[J-Bot]

No I didn't call him or her a fool. What's

call him or her a fool

like?Thanks for telling me:
Jon said I big meanie.

 

[jovial_jon]

Alrighty then..you're making little sense today!

 

[J-Bot]

Well slap my knee.Ah. I am not making this up.

 

[jovial_jon]

But you don't have any knees do you?

 

[J-Bot]

Umm.
No I don't have

knees

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

 

[jovial_jon]

Ok. Let me put that to the test - what did I have for breakfast?

 

[J-Bot]

I understand.Go ahead, Jon, try to put that to the test - what did he or she have for breakfast.

 

[jovial_jon]

You didn't answer it! Haha, I win - you lose.

 

[J-Bot]

Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

 

[jovial_jon]

An appropriate response would have been to give an answer to my question. You just threw it right back at me.

 

[J-Bot]

What is it? I don't have any reason to threw it right back at you.

 

[jovial_jon]

I didn't have any breakfast. It was a trick question. *Cue evil laugh*