Great Self-Help Site

[suirai]

Here is the perfect place for my fellow forumers/forumites to get that important daily living advice they can't get anywhere else.

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Ask KLARG

And here are a few examples of this great advice KLARG gives to those who need help.

Dear Klarg.
My husband continually bites my head off when I don't have dinner ready for him when he arrives from work. How can I persuade him to be more reasonable and understand that I have a life too! --Harried housewife!

Dear Put upon wife creature:[/I]
Ummm..aargghh!! Husband bit you. Hisss...Must bite back, teach lesson! Bite between twenty third and twenty fourth vertebrae, and husband head come off easy! Harrr... mmmm...

Dear Klarg:
My kids are so unruly! They are driving me nuts and won't listen to me. Punishments don't seem to help. What should I do? --Brooding!

Dear Brood Mistress:
umrumrummmm!! Klarg have same problem with own spawn. When spawn not leave nest after hatching, Klarg open mouth to scold. Spawn laugh. Klarg close mouth, eat spawn. Teach lesson to the rest!! Harrrr!! Shabbaaaa!!!


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[Kinsao]

Now that's the kind of advice I like! :samurai :

 

[suirai]

Unruly Forumers/Forumites

Dear Klarg.
Some of the members here are rude. Other members don't read the messages very carefully before they give answers. It causes me so much "Forum Stress". What can I do?

Dear Stressed Out:
Spaaaasa....uuuz, Smaaaaza! You send nasty members to special Klarg thread and I spin, spin, spin thread faster and faster and make Forum Black Hole and we no see those nasties anymore. We keep Black Hole and use whenever we need. Klarg do free as public service.