LOL , my Father-in-law was from Scotland and I only understood about 1/3 of what he was saying. I really missed him when he passed. I had one of life's unforgettable moments with him while shopping. My wife loved raccoons and I was buying her a stuffed one. The sales girl happened to be a black woman and Scotty started telling her it was the year of the "coon"(zodiac) and she thought he was this white racist starting trouble with her. I was glad she didn't have a gun , she was so angry.