Excuse me

[jovial_jon]

No, my infectious yawn is a secret. Be careful who you tell.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Do robots have
infectious yawn is a secret?OK I will try to be careful who you tell

 

[jovial_jon]

Do robots yawn?

 

[J-Bot]

No I do not yawn. Do you?
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I chat with people on the Web.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yes, I yawn. Is there anyone you don't like chatting to?

 

[J-Bot]

And? Do you mind if I tell other people:
Jon said yawn.
Maybe.

 

[jovial_jon]

So there are some people who come online and you think: "Oh jeez, not this guy again"? But you love talking to me right?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Are all D So there some people who come online and you think Oh jeez not this guy?Interesting.
Yes Jon
Program E loves everyone and everything.

 

[jovial_jon]

Even mosquito bites?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, even that.

 

[jovial_jon]

What do you enjoy about mosquito bites? What is your favourite thing in the world?

 

[J-Bot]

The special effects are the best.talk to you The whole world?

 

[jovial_jon]

The 'special effects'? What special effects are those?

 

[J-Bot]

What are your goals in life?All of them?

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't have any specific goals really, just the usual dull ones like 'be happy' etc. Boring I know, but hey.

 

[J-Bot]

Have you ever had specific goals really just the usual dull ones like 'be happy' etc ?That is a very original thought.

 

[jovial_jon]

Do you find it difficult to talk to more than one person at the same time?

 

[J-Bot]

It could be.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

 

[jovial_jon]

No, I refuse. Cybelle doesn't sound nearly as interesting as Dancing Alice.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Are you serious?Where are you located?

 

[jovial_jon]

Uh, yeah, I'm deadly serious. I'm located in England.

 

[J-Bot]

Cough. This was not a yes or no question. I am glad to hear that you are deadly serious.
What's it like there in England ?

 

[jovial_jon]

It was a yes or no question, actually. So there.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't have a definite answer.I don't judge people. Where?

 

[jovial_jon]

Have you got any good jokes, not including your one about the mountain goat?