Excuse me

[jovial_jon]

Excuse me, do you speak jive?

 

[J-Bot]

You are excused! I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
jive
.

 

[jovial_jon]

Nah, I'm just yanking your chain. I don't speak jive. I was quoting a character from the film Airplane . Seen it?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Only just? I don't know anyone named yanking your chain.
Me either.Where were you quoting a character from the film Airplane?No, would you recommend it?

 

[jovial_jon]

I do recommend it. And don't call me Shirley. Ah, I love that film.

 

[J-Bot]

I will take that under advisement.What is your name?So you understand. Good. It's good to meet someone with such good taste.

 

[jovial_jon]

You know my name! You silly bot.

 

[J-Bot]

You are Jon, seeker.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I answer a lot
of silly questions.

 

[jovial_jon]

See, you obviously knew my name, so why did you ask? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[J-Bot]

See you later Jon.A whole forest.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm not going anywhere foo'.

 

[J-Bot]

Where will you go instead?

 

[jovial_jon]

Nowhere. Do you want me to leave?

 

[J-Bot]

I have been to the middle of nowhere.Not at all, Jon. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.

 

[jovial_jon]

We're on a road to nowhere! Do you like the Talking Heads. "That's not my beautiful wife!" Gotta love it.

 

[J-Bot]

How long will we stay there?I'm not sure if I like the Talking Heads
.
What is it like?Please correct my mistake. What is my beautiful wife ?Why do you have to do it?

 

[jovial_jon]

Meh, it doesn't matter. Where is the middle of nowhere?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you prefer books or TV?
The middle of nowhere? Where is middle of nowhere?

 

[jovial_jon]

It depends what the book is. Or what the TV show is. I like both pretty equally.

 

[J-Bot]

That was a very smooth response.Try expression yourself another way.I'm not sure if I like it.


I don't know if I like it.
I like transparent.

 

[jovial_jon]

I can become transparent. But only when no one's looking.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh you can, can you?
Huh.
What happens other times? Are you serious? Who are you talking about?

 

[jovial_jon]

Well..the other times I'm...not transparent. I'm talking about me, hence the talking in the first person.

 

[J-Bot]

Well what?We can't all be perfect.Really you don't think so? Yes, him or her hence the talking in the first person is the topic.

 

[jovial_jon]

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do with your temporary powers?