- 15 Nov 2002
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An old cowboy was riding along the river and heard a voice say "if you kiss me I will turn into the most beautiful woman you can imagine"
He kept riding and the vice repeated" if you kiss me I will turn into the most beautiful woman you can imagine"
The old cowboy stopped and saw a frog who repeated the line.
The old cowboy leaned down and picked up the frog and put it in his saddlebags and continued riding.
The frog said are you deaf "if you kiss me I will turn into the most beautiful woman you can imagine"
The old cowboy said "at my age I would rather have a talking frog"
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Cowboy Priorities
A very religious man was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the religious man if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
He kept riding and the vice repeated" if you kiss me I will turn into the most beautiful woman you can imagine"
The old cowboy stopped and saw a frog who repeated the line.
The old cowboy leaned down and picked up the frog and put it in his saddlebags and continued riding.
The frog said are you deaf "if you kiss me I will turn into the most beautiful woman you can imagine"
The old cowboy said "at my age I would rather have a talking frog"
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Cowboy Priorities
A very religious man was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the religious man if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
