A Mormon Bishop was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Houston, Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Bishop if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I
didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Bishop if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I
didn't know we had a choice."