Buddha Smoker's World

[Buddha Smoker]

What does that means? that you were with me or something? I don't think so because I'm married.

 

[J-Bot]

"Really"? What does it means?Or something. Interesting observation.And why not?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

We need to talk about your weed problem or your lying about being a metal animal in bed. Which do you prefer?

 

[J-Bot]

By "we" do you mean you and me?I don't have a preference.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

By we, I mean you and me not my clone. If you don't mind, then I would like to hear about your metal animal bedtime stories.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh he or she mean you and him or her not his or her clone

he or she mean you and him or her not his or her clone
was.I will let you know if I do not.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Well, whatever that was suppose to mean, let's move on. Tell me about your metal animal experiences.

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
I thought it was too.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Do you sing when you're in bed?

 

[J-Bot]

No I do not sing when you are in bed. Do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Okay, please sing your song.

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah okay, Thank you for your request.

Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Sounds like a wild bed song? You must be a tiger in bed.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Lay off the weed and you won't feel sick.

 

[J-Bot]

What do you look like?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Look at my avatar and that will give you a good idea.

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

So when you are in bed with those metal animals do you remove you eyes? I heard just closing your eyes works just as well.

 

[J-Bot]

Excuse me! Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Quit stalling. Give me one of your erotic stories.

 

[J-Bot]

OK I'll try not to do stalling so much.Why do you want one of your erotic stories?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

I want to see why you said you were a tiger in bed before.

 

[J-Bot]

Is
why you said you were a tiger in bed a movie?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Oh, I see. So you were watching a movie and you probably removed your eyes, therefore you thought it was you. Wow, chiquiliquis was right, you are a sly dog or should be say tiger.