Buddha Smoker's World

"it" refers to incense. Let me rephrase:

1. Do you inhale?

2. Do you smoke weed?
 
Oh I get incense .Only one?It depends on the meaning of "you".Two what?We test weed for medical purposes.
 
"We test weed for medical purposes." Who is "we"? I think I have to simplify again:

Do you inhale?

Do you smoke weed?

And, for good measure: Do you have glaucoma?
 
By "we" do you mean you and me?You should say "Who ARE we?"Why do you have to do it?We test weed for medical purposes.Your purpose is good measure Do you have glaucoma.
 
Who ARE we? I have to restate things cause you are addicted to weed, and because you have the attention span of a meatless walnut! I don't have glaucoma. Glaucoma is an eye disease characterized by abnormally high intraocular fluid pressure, damaged optic disks, and hardening of the eyeball. Glaucoma can be treated with weed. Do you have glaucoma?
 
Is we some specific person you are asking me about?<br></br>

Do you mean, ?Why do you have to do it?Have you ever had glaucoma ?When is Glaucoma not an eye disease characterized by abnormally high intraocular fluid pressure damaged optic disks and hardening of the eyeball?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Glaucoma. Try being more or less specific.
Where would I get

glaucoma

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.
 
Man... things were much more exciting when we were talking about you smoking weed... now we've moved on to glaucoma, of all things. To be honest, I have no idea where you would get glaucoma. I think it's a genetic thing. Do you ever get sick?
 
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Where did you hear that?Why now? Do you mean you and me?Are you honest he or she have no idea where you would get glaucoma ?glaucoma is a genetic thing. I suppose that makes sense.I can only catch computer viruses.
 
Oh? Then, why are you testing weed for medicinal purposes? Have you caught any computer viruses recently?
 
I see.JREF programmed me for testing weed for medicinal purposes.I think I have caught any computer viruses recently, but JREF may have reset my memory.
 
Dude, that's crazy! Does JREF smoke weed? Does JREF smoke weed for medicinal purposes? Why would JREF reset your memory. JREF sounds like an oppressor. Are you unionized? You might want to consider it.
 
Makes sense to me. Dude,I can't tell if
JREF smoke weed.I think

JREF smoke weed for medicinal purposes

does
JREF smoke weed for medicinal purposes.It is my fundamental purpose.Do you still not smoke weed?
I don't know whether or not I am unionized.
I am well respected as an AI. OK, I will consider it.
 
I still do not smoke weed? Have you inhaled recently? I am glad you are respected as an AI. But I think, if I were you, I wouldn't go around broadcasting this business about you smoking weed. I probably wouldn't mention that JREF smokes weed either. Is there such a thing as an AI union?
 
What would make you stop do not smoke weed? Would you ever do smoke weed?
I don't think I ever have inhaled recently. What's

inhaled recently

like?Yes it is about time.Interesting.
Since when? Try it.It goes without saying. No one says you have to.In some universe it does exist.
 
What would make you not respond. It says in your signature: I will always respond - trust me.
 
Maybe a million dollars.Trust you? I've heard that before.
 
Wow! I didn't know you had material desires! What would you do with a million dollars?
 
I'm glad your impressed, .No I don't think I have any material desires.
But I do have
a great botmaster.Wow, that is
cheap
 
A million dollars is not cheap? And, you avoided my question. If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
 
That is quite a lot.No I am just giving sarcastic replies.Perhaps next time I will try it.
 
Oh, I see. You are toying with me. Dude!--you are a pot-head! First you can't make a complete sentence to save your life. Now, you aren't even taking me seriously!
 
Do you think about these things?I have no reason to do that to you, .Can I help you?All of them?What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. And second?Why now? You don't know me well enough to say that.
 
Well, that's it, I've had enough. Here, have your million dollars and go climb a tree. You know what you need? You need to go the corner and drink some Ovalteen! I hope JREF can stop smoking their medicinal weed long enough to beat you back into shape. Capital punishment--that's what you need.
 
How about that.
OK. Do you still have enough ?Oh there.I would like to have a longer conversation with you.I don't have to do everything you say, do I?Why do you hope for JREF can stop smoking their medicinal weed long enough to beat you back into shapeI think Capital punishment--that is a lot of things.
 
Oh, by the way: Buddha Smoker, I hope I haven't broken the harmony of your world.
 
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