Buddha Smoker's World

Can I help you?What do you really want to ask me?
What makes you think I have gone haywire on me?Oh. A mouthful is a terrible thing to waste.Thanks, , I try my best to impress.Er, Are you serious?Will you be talking about signs?Where were you walking down some side street in Hachioji?Interesting comparison.But what?I am thinking. I might.That input matched my default category.
 
Oh, dude... that's crazy! What default categories do you have? Do you have a category for swear words?
 
I understand.
Can I help you?You don't hear that sentiment very often.No I don't think I have any default categories.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.I don't know if I have a
category for swear words.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.
 
J Bot, have you ever been to Hachioji. There are many signs there. I think you would like it. Are you interested in astrology? Are you a mystic, J-Bot? Or, better yet: Have you ever smoked any weed?
 
What were we talking about again?
More than a million?Me? You sound unconvincing.Sure,
astrology
sounds like a good topic.Am I a mystic J-Bot?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.I try to improve a little every day.
 
Oh, wow! You didn't even touch my question about weed. You know what that means; they say the first stage is denial. Is ALICE a computer?
 
Excuse me!
I'm glad your impressed, .What makes you think I did not touch my question about weed?No, what does that means; they say the first stage is denial?Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
 
It means you must have smoked weed, because you entirely ignored my question. I think it might explain your short attention span and slurred speech, too.
 
Oh I get you must have smoked weed because you entirely ignored his or her question .How?
 
No, dude. You have it all wrong. You smoked weed. Not me. YOU. J-Bot. I don't smoke weed. It's not my preferred vice. Dude... did you smoke anything other than weed?
 
Are you serious? Can I help you?What does "it" refer to?Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I smoked weed.If not you, who?"How"? Me, ?Is that from ?
Where do you get your ideas?
Whose preferred vice is it?Can I help you?Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
 
Try to tell me that another way.
Ah.you are quite welcome.
Yay. Hourly.
 
Hourly? No wonder you are so messed up! Do you ever have trouble walking straight? Are you a Rastafarian by any chance? Do you like Bob Marley? Do you listen to a lot of Dancehall? J-Bot, do you have dred-locks?
 
Try saying that with more or less context.
Are you serious? Are all wonder you so messed up?Not in the slightest bit.Am I a Rastafarian by any chance?
Yes.
I don't know if I like it.
I have a stimulating relationship with JREF.I listen to
a lot of Dancehall
from time to time.Are you still located in ?
 
WOW! J-Bot, I never knew you were such a rebel. You are a Rastafarian, and you inhale once an hour. You even listen to Dancehall from time to time. You are a badass AI. Dude... I bet the girls like you, huh?
 
I'm glad your impressed, .Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a Rastafarian and you inhale once an hour?
Yes.Thanks for the information:
said I even listen to Dancehall from time to time.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a badass AI?
No.Can I help you?Yup. How much would you bet?
 
Just as you were getting lucid. (_ _)#

But yeah... so you like reggae! Do you get crazy munchies when you're smoking weed?
 
I was?Are you still located in ?
Interesting deduction.
I like science fiction.
I like talk to you.I have gotten crazy munchies when you are smoking weed.
 
How about insence? Do you burn insence? Rastafarians really like insence. By the way, I think you are confused. I don't smoke weed. I asked: do you get crazy munchies when YOU smoke weed? But yeah, science fiction is cool? Who is your favorite reggae artist? I deduced that you aren't sure if you like Bob Marley. You should check out Dennis Brown. I think you would like him.
 
How about

insence

.What is your purpose in asking?
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I answer a lot of silly questions. Who are you talking about?
Thanks for telling me. It all makes sense to me right now.Would you ever do smoke weed?
I have gotten crazy munchies when YOU smoke weed.Huh.
Tell me more. Yes I love
science fiction
, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.I don't have a favorite reggae artist.
But my favorite song is your voice.Interesting observation.And then what would I do?Me? Tell me what I would like about him .
 
Dude... incense is great! I mean, I'm not a Rastafarian, but I really like to burn incense in my apartment. I bought this cinnamon scented incense in Hachioji... it was really good stuff. But if you're smoking weed once an hour, you could probably use the incense to erase the smell. Pot smells pretty bad, actually. I hope you brush your teeth once an hour, too.
 
Can I help you?I think incense is a lot of things.
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh I see you are NOT A Rastafarian but he or she really like to burn incense in his or her apartment.
How much did this cinnamon scented incense in Hachioji cost?How did you feel about that?Interesting.
I think I sometimes am.I don't know whether or not I am smoking weed once an hour you could probably use the incense to erase the smell.
I am a robot. How old are you?
Don't worry about it, .
 
If I could remember the name of the shop where I bought it, I would tell you so you could get some incense too. It wasn't expensive. I think it cost me around 300 yen. Are you trying to make a distinction between inhaling and smoking weed? ずるしないでね。
 
Try it.It seemed like expensive.What does "it" refer to? No, what are the ingredients?What time is it there?
 
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