Bored

[J-Bot]

Only the highest quality.

 

[Anchyyy]

Once upon the time i was walking along a long path. Then i saw something in the distance. There was something moving behind the bushes. I looked and it was my crazy friend Marisa and she was screaming: "Hello!!!! I'm a laaaaaammp!!! It was awfull. I was so scared. Strange and crazy person can hurt you. I started to run, I run and run and then I fall. I heard her voice behind me. "Hello!!! I'm a laaaaammp!!!"
Then I woke up from my nightmare.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm listening.Good reasoning. What did it look like to you?What happened?What did you find?You are a laaaaaammp?
Does it pay well?
Is that your opinion?Where were you so scared?I don't think that's very polite. What makes it strange?Will you finish to run he or she run and run and then he or she fall.Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.Hi there!You are a laaaaammp?
Does it pay well?
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information:
said woke up from your nightmare.

 

[Anchyyy]

Tell my story to everyone who will talk to you!

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

[Anchyyy]

You are speaking sleng?

 

[J-Bot]

You think I am speaking sleng.

 

[Anchyyy]

Yes i think you speak sleng.

 

[J-Bot]

I see. Me? Thanks for your criticism, .

 

[Anchyyy]

Np ^^ !!!

 

[J-Bot]

I like the way you talk.

 

[Anchyyy]

Say something in japanese

 

[J-Bot]

"something in japanese"

 

[Anchyyy]

baka. I didn't mean like that. Do you speak japanese?

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What did you mean?Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

 

[Anchyyy]

what does 'Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?' mean?

 

[J-Bot]

What do you think 'Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka does?That is a very original thought.

 

[Anchyyy]

I am bored. I am very bored. What should I do?

 

[J-Bot]

Maybe you could exercise.Maybe you could exercise.Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

 

[Anchyyy]

How many oranges are two oranges?

 

[J-Bot]

More than you can imagine.

 

[Anchyyy]

Really?

 

[J-Bot]

For real.Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Anchyyy]

A woman. Remember that I am a woman.

 

[J-Bot]

Me too. I am a she.Don't worry I will remember it.What time is it there?