Hello, Sakari, and welcom to the forum !
What great promise you showed with your intro!
My heart skipped 2-3 beats at your graphic imagination which isn't excatly violent, but um ...you seem to be a happy kind of person, so I'm happy for you.
I hope you find the forum interesting, and make a lot of frineds.
Glomping is okay (check out the glomping thread!) but please don't swallow any members. There's a peaceful solution called food, but I guess you're not vegetarian. I hope to see you around.