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Baker Tony is finally announcing his imminent departure from his dodgy pizzeria! 👍


Baker Tony's Pizza

Baker Tony baked a pizza
very round and thin
He said he added olives
but he never put them in
The stuff that he had grated
and sprinkled on to please
was only yellow sawdust
although he called it cheese
The rich tomato topping
was nothing more than dye
so Baker Tony's pizza
made all the children cry

By Angela Martin, aged 57
 
His last day at the helm of the pizzeria will be 27th June 👍

Unfortunately it's not a Friday night :(

Anyway, let's (hopefully!) look forward to some fresh and wholesome ingredients from the 28th. I'd suggest that the old yeast has become unstable, stale, unpleasant even, it may be a good place to begin:?
 
Me thinks you are the only one that understands your post. If I hadn't heard the news on the radio I would have no clue as to what you were talking about!
 
Me thinks you are the only one that understands your post. If I hadn't heard the news on the radio I would have no clue as to what you were talking about!

I think you may be right CC1 lol. 😌

Ah well, the links are there for those (perhaps I should say 'any'!) who are interested.

The resignation speech was delivered in the pizzeria where Baker Tony first started on the road to the top. A room full of tearful friends, family, and supporters, carefully handpicked from the tens of millions who have been fed Baker Tony's 'fare' for the last ten years, enjoyed one last soggy cheese crust.

For the record - he listed some of the pizzas and toppings he was most proud of, and apologised a number of times for those that had caused most gastric discomfort throughout the nation (though he didn't describe them).

He asked us to trust that, while not all his recipes had been palatable or even edible to many, his intention had always to deliver tasty, honest grub - that his heart had always had the best intentions for his culinary creations.

Only time will tell how fondly Baker Tony's tenure is remembered in the kitchens and homes of pizza lovers up and down the country, and indeed throughout the world.

 
Me thinks you are the only one that understands your post. If I hadn't heard the news on the radio I would have no clue as to what you were talking about!

Ha, ha - me either! I hadn't heard about the nursery rhyme until reading the link, though I've seen on the news about Tony Blair resigning. I thought England liked him??! Except for joining in the Iraq war. :unsure:
 
Ha, ha - me either! I hadn't heard about the nursery rhyme until reading the link, though I've seen on the news about Tony Blair resigning. I thought England liked him??! Except for joining in the Iraq war. :unsure:

The UK did like him, Sarapva - in fact many loved him when he came to power, as such a breath of fresh air after the sleaze and misery of the late Conservative years.

Alas, after a couple of promising early years, we've now returned to the sleaze of past administrations tenfold (not exactly - forgive my turn of phrase, but that's how it feels). After all, I believe this is the first Prime Minister we've ever had who's been interviewed by the police while in power!

The misery - well, we are far better off in many sense than when Labour was elected in 1997. Not least economically - this Chancellor has much to be proud of, and in fact I put him squarely behind most of the achievements this Government has made, economic or not! Also, look to the strides forward in Northern Irish peace (outweighing the costs imvho) and the efforts made for the extension of aid to Africa - magnificent stuff.

The worst of the bad stuff is the erosion of civil liberties here (probably the biggest erosion of liberties of any kind in a supposedly-free nation anywhere in the world) and crushing potential problems in terms of unsustainable and uncontrolled immigration.

Iraq?

A farce.

As one who campaigned in Japan against that illegal war, and held countless, futile arguments with many Americans there over the facts of the matter (i'm an always-optimistic fella who's always willing to give someone a chance - a shame, it's cost me hundreds of hours of precious life so far!) I must say that it's absolutely no condolence whatsoever to me that i've been proved right - in fact things are far worse than even us anti-war protestors thought it ever could be.

That said, we must remember that despite the huge protestations at the time, a majority - not huge, though - in the UK (within and without the Government) did support the war.

Interestingly also, the invasion came at a time when Blair's administration was in trouble, and looked like running out of steam, and rather more crucially, popular support.

Ah well, the pizzeria has lost one chief. I don't think there can be any doubt that the next one will be the one we should have had in the first place (for better or for worse)

Olive, anyone? :sick:
 
Haha - I knew about the resignation but not about the nursery rhyme! :mad:

Personally I think a change will be good... but who knows whether it will be 'out of the frying pan into the fire'...? only time will tell.
 
Iraq?
A farce.
As one who campaigned in Japan against that illegal war, and held countless, futile arguments with many Americans there over the facts of the matter (i'm an always-optimistic fella who's always willing to give someone a chance - a shame, it's cost me hundreds of hours of precious life so far!) I must say that it's absolutely no condolence whatsoever to me that i've been proved right - in fact things are far worse than even us anti-war protestors thought it ever could be.
That said, we must remember that despite the huge protestations at the time, a majority - not huge, though - in the UK (within and without the Government) did support the war.

Pres. Bush has lost popularity here, probably mainly because of the war, but also other things: cutting funds for environmental groups and other so-called "unnecessary" things, and being on the side of the very rich instead of regular citizens.

I hope the rest of the world remembers that Bush didn't win the majority of the votes when he first came into office. There are people who think there were also sneaky things going on in the second election, too. I think he got in the second time because of the war - the belief that a country shouldn't change presidents in the middle of a war - I really don't know why that is. I didn't vote for him either time, and was very surprised when he got in the first time (I was sure, after seeing his comments on TV, that people would be able to see through him).

Most Americans now are against the war - I don't believe there was much of a majority who were ever for it in the first place. We listened to rationalizations from Bush about why we should go into Iraq, but the overall feeling seemed to be that it wasn't right.

We had the world on our side after 9/11 - we would have gotten any help we needed for intelligent anti-terrorist plans. And now I think there are even more against the U.S. than before 9/11.
 
I didn't even understand what was going on AFTER I read the included link...


Sorry for confusing - I am rather fond of cryptic word-play at times!

Did you read the link in the very first post - the underlined 'Baker Tony'?

I should explain a little here, anyway, I think - the nursery rhyme about Baker Tony was the winner of a competition to write a contemporary nursery rhyme here in the UK. It's a satire on the way Blair dressed up ('sexed up' was the phrase du jour here) the case for going to war with Iraq in order to gain the support of the British Parliament and public.

I thought the pizza metaphors were rather apt for Baker Tony's resignation announcement too, as despite certain incredible achievements he has made, the deception of the people, and the handling of the war itself are likely to be some of the things he's most remembered for.
 
It's quite bizarre really, this will be the first PM I remember being elected and resigning (showing my age now I know!) I don't remember anyone before Thatcher!

It is a shame that Blair will only be remembered for the bad things. Mos makes a very good point about the N Ireland peace process - that never would have happened with a Conservative government in place, we'd still be living in dread of what stunt the IRA would pull next... OK, Clinton deserves kudos for that too but it wouldn't have happened (and didn't!) under Maggie's iron fist!

I don't know what faith I have in the most likely predecessor, for some reason I can't think of him without picturing a Rory Bremner sketch!

Interesting times ahead no doubt.

Interesting too that Ireland will hold a general election on May 25th, so we could also have a new Taoiseach (PM) around the same time...
 
I should explain a little here, anyway, I think - the nursery rhyme about Baker Tony was the winner of a competition to write a contemporary nursery rhyme here in the UK. It's a satire on the way Blair dressed up ('sexed up' was the phrase du jour here) the case for going to war with Iraq in order to gain the support of the British Parliament and public.
I understood all that, but I had to look at the rest of the thread to realize that he resigned... I'm not going back to England until Bush gets out of the white-house... I get blamed for the War in every pub... well, not every pub...
 
It is a shame that Blair will only be remembered for the bad things. Mos makes a very good point about the N Ireland peace process - that never would have happened with a Conservative government in place, we'd still be living in dread of what stunt the IRA would pull next... OK, Clinton deserves kudos for that too but it wouldn't have happened (and didn't!) under Maggie's iron fist!
I think you ought to checK your facts on that. The peace process started under John Majors' Government, a conservative one, when the IRA first gave up violence.
Maggie might have had an Iron fist, but she broke the unions and put in policies that New Labour used to woo the middle class voters. We didn't have a change of government when Tony came to power. Conservatives in all but name. And once he got the middle classes to vote for him his government start to tax the hell out of them. You might guess I am a conservative.
 
Baker Tony is finally announcing his imminent departure from his dodgy pizzeria! 👍 [snip]

Sorry, but I couldn't resist adding the following:

Pressed Rat and Warthog (Ginger Baker and Mike Taylor) Unichappell Music (BMI)
Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop
They didn't want to - 'twas all they had got
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat
And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet

Sadly they left, telling no one goodbye
Pressed Rat wore red jodhpurs - Warthog a striped tie
Between them, they carried a three-legged sack
Went straight round the corner and never came back

Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop
The bad captain madman had told them to stop
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat
And pressed rat's collection of dog legs and feet

The bad captain madman had ordered their fate
He laughed and stomped off with a nautical gate
The gate turned into a deroga tree
And his pegleg got woodworm and broke into three

Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop
They didn't want to - 'twas all they had got
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat
And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet
 
I think you ought to checK your facts on that. The peace process started under John Majors' Government, a conservative one, when the IRA first gave up violence.

The Conservatives were responsible for the introduction of the Peace Process, while Tony Blair is widely held to be responsible for it's success.

The real turning point, the start of major change for the better, was Blair's negotiation of the Good Friday Agreement. Imo, the only reason we have got as far as we have was Blair's determination to get a result, and to keep Northern Ireland always in his top tier of priorites. He also used his extraordinary powers of persuasion at key points to keep things on track - very much the right man in the right place at the right time on this issue.

I agree with storey - if the Conservatives had been in power all this time a lasting peace would not yet have been achieved. Not least because the Conservatives wouldn't have been able to accept some things that were politically very difficult, such as the early release of the paramilitary prisoners.

Anohito - many thanks for your input, but what's it all about? Lol, you have managed to confuse me as much as I've confused some others with this thread, no doubt, by burying the link to the story about Baker Tony's resignation in my second post! :?

yukio_michael - I'm sorry to hear your enjoyment of our traditional drinking houses has been affected - very sad...I suppose you could always say your Canadian?! (jokes jokes! ;) Actually, I think the opposite might be feasible - that Americans could blame Britain for the war - it would have been hard to go it alone, after all, and the Commander-in-Chief didn't need to deceive Congress and the nation in order to gain support for the war in the same way Baker Tony did.
 
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yukio_michael - I'm sorry to hear your enjoyment of our traditional drinking houses has been affected - very sad...I suppose you could always say your Canadian?! (jokes jokes! ;) Actually, I think the opposite might be feasible - that Americans could blame Britain for the war - it would have been hard to go it alone, after all, and the Commander-in-Chief didn't need to deceive Congress and the nation in order to gain support for the war in the same way Baker Tony did.
Actually, most of the people I encountered didn't really like Blair either, it's just that dry English humor that seemed to be more present during the presidency, than before it!

Then, there were other pubs where they just didn't care either way, as there were drinks to be had... If you don't like one pub in England, you can always go to the next, it's just the jabs I was getting was from one that I frequented often on trips to England.
 
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Anohito - many thanks for your input, but what's it all about? Lol, you have managed to confuse me as much as I've confused some others with this thread, no doubt, by burying the link to the story about Baker Tony's resignation in my second post! :?
[snip]

Well, Baker Tony has, in a manner of speaking, closed down his shop. I thought perhaps somebody might want to connect the characters in the Cream song with real-life British politicians. I am inclined to see Pressed Rat as Tony Bliar. I have a fondness for obscure jokes, references, allusions, etc. It is one of my favorite character defects!:-)
 
Well, Baker Tony has, in a manner of speaking, closed down his shop. I thought perhaps somebody might want to connect the characters in the Cream song with real-life British politicians. I am inclined to see Pressed Rat as Tony Bliar. I have a fondness for obscure jokes, references, allusions, etc. It is one of my favorite character defects!:-)

I see! I was a bit confused at first, but all becomes clear :)

Many thanks Anohito, a most relevant contribution to the thread. 😊

Tony Bliar, Pressed Rat and his collection of dog legs and feet, woodworm in his pegleg - good stuff indeed - I must go off in search of that song! :LOL:
 
I see! I was a bit confused at first, but all becomes clear :)

Many thanks Anohito, a most relevant contribution to the thread. 😊

Tony Bliar, Pressed Rat and his collection of dog legs and feet, woodworm in his pegleg - good stuff indeed - I must go off in search of that song! :LOL:

Strictly speaking, it is a recitation (by Ginger Baker) over a musical accompaniment (trumpet & guitar). Here is the All Music Guide description of the album (Wheels of Fire) on which it appears:

Wheels of Fire - Cream | Songs, Reviews, Credits | AllMusic
 
Took awhile to figure out what made of stone was talking about, but I got it now. I heard on my local all-news radio station yesterday that former president Jimmy Carter tore Tony a new one during an interview with the BBC, calling him, among other uncomplimentary things, subservient to Bush the Second. DAAAAAAAAAMN!! Yo, MOS, how is that playing across the pond in your neck of the woods?
 
Yes, that's exactly what we're hearing here Flashjeff.

Baker Tony's successor Gordon Brown has already signalled his intention from moving away from supporting America whatever, to a position where each case is judged on merit.

In the meantime apparently Bush has been briefed about Brown by Blair, which explains his lukewarm attitude to him.

I don't think we've ever had a situation like this before in Britain -having a 'Prime Minister elect' - it's almost like the US and quite fitting in a way after Blair's presidential style of leadership.

Blair is off on his farewell World tour, and not really concernned about the domestic situation at home. Certain areas of government are in paralysis because the Ministers in charge know that they will be sacked in a few weeks when Tony bows out, and have lost all authority.

While Bush and Blair should have been getting down to serious discussions about the continuing debacle in Iraq, they instead went for some mutual back-slapping about how great they were. Of course, the 500,000+ who have died so far weren't mentioned, that might have taken the gloss off things a little...

bruschetta, anyone?
 
Made of stone I dont think we have ever had a Prime Minister in waiting in this country before. When the Conservative party get rid of the Iron Lady due to her being an election losing liabilty, John Major did not take over until she left Downing Street.
Tony Blair will be remembered for the complete disaster that is Iraq, but for all the wrong reasons.
I will remember his term in office for bringing in the Minimum Wage and Working Familys Tax Credit, both of which I have been better off than what I was under the last Conservative government from 1979 - 1997.
As to the future, who know what will happen. But if British troops are withdrawn from the nightmare that is Iraq, then I will say 'Well done Gordon Brown' 👍
 
I heard on my local all-news radio station yesterday that former president Jimmy Carter tore Tony a new one during an interview with the BBC, calling him, among other uncomplimentary things, subservient to Bush the Second.

I also heard that Jimmy Carter said some very uncomplimentary things about Bush, among them that his administration is the worst in history. The news report said it was unprecedented for Jimmy Carter to criticize a president this way.
 
But if British troops are withdrawn from the nightmare that is Iraq, then I will say 'Well done Gordon Brown' 👍

I'm with you in a sense, EH, as I'd like to see the troops withdraw from a situation that we never should have helped create...but what might the cost be now, if we depart? (And not only to Iraq but to the entire region)...

My ideal now would be for Gordon to come in and make the region the priority that Northen Ireland was to Blair at times. Force through some tough decisions on Israel and The Palestinian Question, through international brinkmanship if necessary. Stop the collusion with the CIA over the torture camps in Europe. Stop the downright corruption and favouritism of the arms deals with the Saudis.

And, not least, if not quite name Baker Tony as a war criminal, at least apologise, and say that we (as a nation) were wrong here...

made of sadness :(
 
Well after ten years in office, Baker Tony has finally bowed out and is no longer in office.

Wonders what Prudence Brown is going to be like..............
 
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