nikki_the_insane
Ramen Lover :3
- 31 Oct 2003
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That's pretty funny den4 lol
Ask Kent Brockman
- Thread starter Kent Brockman
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- 7 Nov 2003
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- #27
A slight backlog of questions, my apologies. I took time out over the weekend to "defame the plaintiff" aka, "infringe repeatedly around the ruck and maul area"... yes yes, I spent the weekend masturbating.
"Where are Iraq's weapons of mass destruction?"
TERRORISTS you say? The information you seek can only be revealed once you have contributed here:
http://forum.japantoday.com/This_could_save_YOUR_life%25/m_16670/tm.htm
Channel 6 webcam weblog shows your Evangelion DVD is right where you left it (the back of the tansu between the "NEGLIGENT CHLOROFORM" "art" cd-rom and your sizeable box of refittable colostomy bags... no-no, 8 inches to the left...yes, that's it)
"Who died and made you knower of all worldly things? and, when are they coming out with the PS3?ﾂ"
To query when a dead person is going to ﾂ"come outﾂ" with anything is PHANTASMAGORICAL thinking... IT JUST WILL NOT DO, I AM SORRY.
"Where is the Iraqi Minister of Information or misinformation? haven't seen him lately...."
BY THE HISS OF VIPERS he is still serving his proud nation to the best of his abilities. To say otherwise is pure folly... the heathens blatherings of blasphemous GODLESS INFIDELS, GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAT.
"Where are Iraq's weapons of mass destruction?"
TERRORISTS you say? The information you seek can only be revealed once you have contributed here:
http://forum.japantoday.com/This_could_save_YOUR_life%25/m_16670/tm.htm
Channel 6 webcam weblog shows your Evangelion DVD is right where you left it (the back of the tansu between the "NEGLIGENT CHLOROFORM" "art" cd-rom and your sizeable box of refittable colostomy bags... no-no, 8 inches to the left...yes, that's it)
"Who died and made you knower of all worldly things? and, when are they coming out with the PS3?ﾂ"
To query when a dead person is going to ﾂ"come outﾂ" with anything is PHANTASMAGORICAL thinking... IT JUST WILL NOT DO, I AM SORRY.
"Where is the Iraqi Minister of Information or misinformation? haven't seen him lately...."
BY THE HISS OF VIPERS he is still serving his proud nation to the best of his abilities. To say otherwise is pure folly... the heathens blatherings of blasphemous GODLESS INFIDELS, GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAT.
- 7 Nov 2003
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"Free health care for all Hispanic families then we will round them up and eliminate each and every one of them, ja?"
Over yonder?
Past yonder tree.
WELL, DU-UH.
NO, not that tree, PAST yonder tree. BUNG-EYE.
Over yonder?
Past yonder tree.
WELL, DU-UH.
NO, not that tree, PAST yonder tree. BUNG-EYE.
oniichan55
後輩
- 29 Nov 2003
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What is the wingspan of an unladen swallow? (sorry, couldn't resist)
- 7 Nov 2003
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It has been said before that Kent Brockman has a big mouth but that's beside the point as I NEITHER SPIT NOR SWALLOW.
After having asked around the Angolan women folk in my village, the average for a fully-laden "swallow" would appear to be approximately 0.735 millilitres. An "unladen swallow"?? A ludicrous proposition.. DRY SWALLOWS not only have no "wingspan" (what is that, some sort of sickening carnal "hip" vernacular??), their volume is nil therefore rendering any measurement attempt negligible.
next.
After having asked around the Angolan women folk in my village, the average for a fully-laden "swallow" would appear to be approximately 0.735 millilitres. An "unladen swallow"?? A ludicrous proposition.. DRY SWALLOWS not only have no "wingspan" (what is that, some sort of sickening carnal "hip" vernacular??), their volume is nil therefore rendering any measurement attempt negligible.
next.
neptunemoon
Crazy Kitty Girl "Meow"
- 3 Nov 2003
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What am I wearing right now?
- 7 Nov 2003
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...looks like that hot-air balloon-sized "track" suit top.. but you're not going to the track, are you "neptunemoon", or should I say "NEPTUNE-SIZED HEINY"...
neptunemoon
Crazy Kitty Girl "Meow"
- 3 Nov 2003
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LOL good one what are the winning lottery numbers for thursday?
- 7 Nov 2003
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Lionel Hutz here, legal counsel representing Kent Brockman.
My client will be indisposed until Thursday evening as he is following a "breaking lead".
In his absence, I have been instructed to answer any questions that may arise.
Thank you for your patience and cooperation in this matter.
My client will be indisposed until Thursday evening as he is following a "breaking lead".
In his absence, I have been instructed to answer any questions that may arise.
Thank you for your patience and cooperation in this matter.
neptunemoon
Crazy Kitty Girl "Meow"
- 3 Nov 2003
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does this have anything to do with my question?
- 7 Nov 2003
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"22 45 21 09 87" according to the DEMONIC HAG in the booth..I explicitly asked her "Is this the winning ticket?", she smiles anxiously and says "Hai"... yeah right... "I WANNA F__KIN' REFUND, LADY, that's called 'fraud' where I come from".
To summarise, NO, I do NOT know the winning lottery numbers for Thursday. Thank you.
NEXT.
To summarise, NO, I do NOT know the winning lottery numbers for Thursday. Thank you.
NEXT.
- 7 Nov 2003
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"A dyslexic man's "vexed"...
Rhymes with hexed...
Kent Brockman's not over-sexed..
His wiener is easily flexed..."
Rhymes with hexed...
Kent Brockman's not over-sexed..
His wiener is easily flexed..."
neptunemoon
Crazy Kitty Girl "Meow"
- 3 Nov 2003
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do you ever have nothing to say?
- 7 Nov 2003
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Oooh, I don't know about that Den4, I have quite a firm purchase on the "nothing" rocky outcrop... hasn't come easy, mind you... taken years of diligent misapplication to eradicate all the prospective "somethings" as they loom with their constructive agenda's.. trumpeting "purpose" and the equally reprehensible "point" [as in "What's the.."]...
...clouding my path as I vie to careen towards convoluted confuscation.. PAH, I SPIT ON YOU, "SOME"THINGS.
pHUhuiTUUUUU.
...clouding my path as I vie to careen towards convoluted confuscation.. PAH, I SPIT ON YOU, "SOME"THINGS.
pHUhuiTUUUUU.
- 15 Nov 2002
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Well Cutethulhu and Kittythulhu on you, too 
When are you going to reach the devolution of unconvoluted convolution in the heights of the abyss and the depths of enlightenment? At the point you're sure to reach outside the "nothing" box and implode and pull the envelope at that point!
When are you going to reach the devolution of unconvoluted convolution in the heights of the abyss and the depths of enlightenment? At the point you're sure to reach outside the "nothing" box and implode and pull the envelope at that point!
- 7 Nov 2003
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Am currently in "cerebral freefall" and am waiting for "my portal" leading to this "something"...
BUT, "implosion" if I reach outside the parameters of my nothingness paradigm, you say? CRIKEY!
BUT, "implosion" if I reach outside the parameters of my nothingness paradigm, you say? CRIKEY!
michi
Regular House Cat
- 28 Feb 2004
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hey Kent, how come it's mentioned in the first edition of the Complete Simpsons that Marge has webbed toes, but it's never mentioned in the actual show??? my survival hinges on your answer.
and also, what's with your danish fetish. i mean, they're great and all, but fighting Krusty over em? come onnnn.
one last thing, are you and the weather lady married, or is it just an everlasting public affair?
and also, what's with your danish fetish. i mean, they're great and all, but fighting Krusty over em? come onnnn.
one last thing, are you and the weather lady married, or is it just an everlasting public affair?
- 7 Nov 2003
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michi said:
Has it really been a year? Good grief. Only 6 posts left after a brazen culling of the herd. "Treachery is afoot" as young Stuie says....
Well, I for one respect the Danes. With their plundersome ways, they could supplant our current Insect Overlords someday. The sugar mines are no life for a debonair haircaster. You'd do well to stay on their good side.
There is no weather lady. Lay off the puff. Your ability to multi-track goes right out the window of opportunity Trouble and Strife's popped out, quick chance to "extradite the plaintiff" it's been fun, www.idiotsinjapan.com gotta go.
