Te: to everyone watching Glitter, ready~
All: Nyappy~ We are Antic Cafe!
Te: I'm the drums, Teruki
M: yes, I'm the vocal Miku
Ta: I'm the guitar, takuya
K: I'm the bass, Kanon
Y: I'm the keyboard, Yuuki
Te: yes! Well, since it's the graduation season right now, we'd like to ask for some memorable stories associated with the second button
(in Japan, when people graduate, girls ask the guy they like to give them their second button from their school uniform jackets. The second button is the closest to their heart so it shows that they like them)
M: ok~
Te: ok, who has gotten their second button taken away?
M: silence~
Y: I should raise my hand
M: hurry up. Ok, ok, wow! Yuuki san!
Y: no, it was my ex-girlfriend
M: How popular~
Y: no, it was taken by my ex-girlfriend
Te: wait, was that elementaryツ…wait, no it's not elementary school
Y: it was High School
Te: high school
M: and why was that taken away?
Y: what? She just normally said ツ"give me thisツ" and just took it
M: wait, so she had feelings for Yuuki san?
Y: well, since it was my ex-girlfriend
M: but why was it taken?
Y: we were going out at that time
M: yeahツ…
Te: oh, reallyツ…
M: oh! So she meant ツ"I won't let any other girl take it!ツ"
Y: yeah, yeah, yeah
M: kind of like ツ"He's mineツ"
Te: oh, because there was a lot of competition for Yuuki
Y: no there wasn't!
M: hmmツ… ok that's the end. This was Horafukin (?)
Y: what kind of corner is that
Te: oh and here we should say ツ"this story is fictionツ"
Te: Ok, and we actually have a topic
M: a topic
Te: it says ツ"please sing/chantツ"
M: to sing/chant? Oh it's that thing that comes out in TV a lot
Te: what is that called, again?
M: ero-shigin? (erotic poem reciting)
K: what was it?
Te: there's a name, right?
K: Kimura Tenshin
(ツ"Tenshinツ" is a comedian pair, and they do the chanting comedy. And the person who sings is named ツ"Kimuraツ". And he does some chants about erotic things too.)
Te: oh yeah yeah! Yes, we'd like to do a Cafe poem reciting
M: this is embarrassing. I don't really want to do this
Te: who can recite?
M: well then Teruki, why don't you show us a model first?
Te: seriously?
M: well then let's go in this order.
Te: ok, ok
M: Let's go like this. Like this
Te: ok is it ok to move this aside?
M: ok yes, yes sorry we're in the way
Te: ok . I will recite!
During the tour when we go to the chihou area~
I go out to buy a pay-card at night~
and I bump into the members~
I think those moments happen.
M: oh man~
Te: that was a model
M: So good, so good. Oh man, oh man. I can only think up of KY ones. (KY means ツ"not reading the airツ" or not really keeping up with the flow)
Te: go ahead
M: here I go.
Yuuki~
Te: how long
M: he says he has never gone to a love-hotel, but~
Te: the melody doesn't stretch that long
M: he had a lighter from La Hotel Fine~
Te: it sounds like it's going to keep going
M: I think he has gone
I think he has gone before
Y: I said I never went
Ta: ok I thought up of one. But it's erotic.
Te: erotic? That's ok
Ta: it's an erotic poem reciting
Te: an erotic poem reciting
Ta: an erotic poem reciting. Ok then I'll recite
Te: ok
Ta: when I go out shopping to the supermarket~
and I see a girl holding a cucumber~
Te: no way
Ta: I feel like I'll be lucky today~
Te: you tried hard
M: wow this is going in a good flow
Te: It's a good flow. We're getting better and better
Well then!
K: Ok this is something I feel when I do lives and such
Te: a poem about times during lives
K: during lives
Te: ok. Go ahead
K: this is pretty serious
Te: ok
M: go forward more
K: I buy a new bass~
and I excitedly get ready for the live~
but in the end the sound doesn't come out~
ツ…
K: that happens, right?
M: we don't have that
K: I had it happen. I bought a 280,000 yen one and
M: you don't need to care about the 280,000 part~
Te: 280,000 at a second-hand store is 80,000
M: a normal bass is fine
Y: I can't think of anything
M: don't think about it now. These are things they can't use
Y: I can't think up of anything. I can't think up of something all of sudden
M: it's not all of a sudden at all
Y: hang on
Te: ok
M: hurry up!
Y: hang on, hang on. It won't come out, it won't come out
M: they'll need to fast-forward this part
Te: I think they'll use this whole thing. Just the way it is
Y: When I am at the UFO catcher~
and behind the person playing it before me~
M: what, what?
Y: what?
M: ok, ok
Y: when I see his gifts~
I feel like I can catch some too
I had that happen to me
M: I think you messed up
Te: I don't think that one counts
Te: so anyways, this was Antic Cafe's drums, Teruki and
M: yes, the vocalist, Miku, and
Ta: the guitarist, Takuya, and
K: the bassist, Kanon, and
M: the erotic poem-citing
Y: the keyboardist, Yuuki
BYE BYE~!!
06:40
During Yuuki's personal photoshoot
Te: I'm hungry~
Staff: we're taping the ツ"making-ofツ" right now
Te: yes, I came here so I could get into the screen
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Te: Kanon san jumped off from the 10th story of a building and became like this
Kanon san's cruel figureツ…
Te: it's the world of Tom and Jerry
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Te: how many stories does this building go up to?
I feel like I'm living in a really tall building.
Like 20 stories or something.
I want to look down over Tokyo. And think ツ"I've come this far tooツ".
Just joking. I'll work harder.
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07:27
During photo checking
M: oh it's nice. Yes. It's ツ"mo-mantaiツ" like. (ツ"mo-mantaiツ" means ツ"There's no problemツ")
Staff: you're being video-taped right now. It's a video
M: yes
Staff: that's no problem either
M: that's no problem either. You're good
Staff: is that good?
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Te: there's no problem at all. It's kind of like –bleep—
(I have a feeling he said ツ"D'espairs Rayツ", but it might be some other bandツ…)
ツ"kind of like xxxxxxx (certain band)ツ…ツ"
Te: that's not good.
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Photoshoot with the striped background
Te: Kanon san! He's matching by himself
Ta: he's camouflaging
K: my bottom half disappeared
The Kanon san who's bottom half has disappeared
While everyone checks the photos togetherツ…
for some strange reason Yuuki san separates himself
08:22
M: Yuuki come on,
Y: what, what?
M: come here for a second. Stand right here where you can't tell if you show up or not in the camera
K: stand a little bit more here
M: and it'd be nice if you take this from the bottom
Staff: from the bottom?
M: yes
08:40
Staff: Yuuki is a little too much on the side here? Oh, Yuuki'sツ…
Staff: Yuuki's so stiffly upright
M: try to look more cool. You look weird
08:53
Te: oh! I'm sorry.
Staff: hey! We'll deduct that from your salary!
09:04
M: oh~ how dangerous~ Yuuki, are you ok?
Te: go down~
Staff: I think mine went up too
Someone's cellphoneツ…
Thank you~ thank you~