Anti-Rice

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I don't know why I never thought of bringing these two worlds together until now.

There is another site which I post on and moderate which is related to cars called anti-rice.com. As you can imagine, with a URL like that, we get a lot of hate mail. In a way, that's kind of intentional since bad PR is still PR. It's no big deal since it's more of a joke site anyway.

The AR community has always been prejudged and labelled racist, biased, stupid, etc.. all which is untrue. So before anyone jumps to conclusions, I'll give an explaination of what the site is all about. I'll start by defining "rice" itself.

Wikipedia gives a pretty good idea of what rice is. Two important things to remember about rice are that:
1 - Not all ricers are Asian cars
2 - Not all Asian cars are rice

In fact, here in the United States, there are is probably the same ratio of domestic rice to import rice as there are domestics to imports in general.

Rice, is generally any car which has tacky esthetic 'enhancements' applied to make it look faster without giving the car any more performing capability. For example, 3" exhaust tips (aka fart cannon, melon shooter, fart tip), fiberglass body kits, loud paint schemes, neon lights, badging from other types of vehicles, performance parts decals, etc. -- All these are typical things a rice-boy/girl might apply to his/her vehicle. If these items are applied on a car that can pull 12 seconds or less on the quarter-mile, then you begin to enter a grey area.

It doesn't matter whether the car has a V8, I4, or a flat 6. Any car can be riced out.

A 9-second '86 Honda Civic hatchback... This would most definately NOT be rice. In fact, that would be one bad *** Civic.
A stock '86 Honda Civic with an APC banner on the windshield, a WWI biplane tacked on the roof as a spoiler, and windsheild washer nozzle lights would be rice.
A stock LS1 Camaro SS with an APC banner on the windshield, a WWI biplane tacked on the roof as a spoiler, and windsheild washer nozzle lights is STILL rice.
A stock Honda Civic, as-is, is simply a stock Honda Civic.

The term "rice" is also not racial in any way. It does originate from the major exported good from Asia, however. The reason for this is, when rice started to gain popularity, the vehicles that were victim to such tastelessness were predominantly Asian-built. Now, anything from Geo Metros to Ford Excursions are riced out.

Ricer - Wikipedia

As for me? Whenever I'm asked if I prefer domestic or import cars, I simply reply "I like nice, fast cars." I've owned a 1972 AMC Javelin SST, and I've owned a Mistubishi Eclipse GS-Turbo... I currently own a sort of "mutt" of a car... A 1990 Ford Taurus SHO (American on the outside, but with a Yamaha engine and Mazda transmission).

The Anti-rice community, you will also find, is a diverse mix of import, domestic, and general car enthuisiasts. So if you come across it, or plan to check out the forums, try not to jump to conclusions.

:-)
 
So the CAI, Kent Cams, Short Shifter, Hypnotic Tune, 65mm Throttlebody, MSD Ignition Coil and Wires, CM Stage 3/Fidanza Flywheel makes my car a Rice? hehe

I also have Green Neons underneath,and inside under my dashboard.

RICE RICE BABY! haha, however comma, it is a Ford Focus SVT.
 
LOL I was just reading about that car in another Car Forum....small world.
 
Is there any difference between a rice car and a barry boy car?
probly no but i've never heard of that pharse.

rice is realy REALY bad lol... wen an asian/japanese car comes from the factory new it aint rice but well people mod it so it looks just crap nd tacky....thats called rice
dont think i've seen a car in japan(in pics) that is rice so its good to no there aint many ricers in japan.... coz lucky there all drifters lol

but yea say no 2 rice.. dat ae86 above is in america so no wounder it painfull to look at
 
I always heard (as a joke) R.I.C.E. stood for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement...

But yea, around here we have a lot of Hispanics that buy stock Saturns or KIA's and put Flame stickers all over the car, including the headlights. it looks so unbelievably tacky, that im ashamed to even be seen driving next to one on the interstate.
 
Now there is something I never heard before... RICE! Forgive me for actin' "brand new" I never knew such a term existed but that doesn't mean that I didn't see it.

How horrendous... Saturns, Kias, El Dorados, Caddys, and even a Nissan Sylvia done terribly wrong.

What is wrong with these people?
 
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