Here we go , this makes sense...
"Hello! I am American. It is, since 2001, to care, because I ~Tsu name or must confess it here me, how you can give to see other people I is involved obviously so far because there is no I need to confess. What happened, I was flying in the country in late 2001. We did not have to stop at Narita Airport in Tokyo on the way. As I had been on a plane, I am in my foolish ignorance, bowed to the man who had just checked my bag. Clogs and I below, bowed his head back several times to back him. I am now, it is this day, you know that Ru has been considered not to return a bow and rude and dishonorable. So I not only bowed in the wrong way! The bow was too far ahead of my hand, and was not in the right place! So rude! It for a while, and then to worry about me, I confess this "general audience", the forgiveness of you from all of you had to be asked now. You are a person and they are wonderful, I'm not going to offend anyone did not. How do I make people angry, causing the conflict can not stand! ナスv? ", You are this? Tree! Thank you very much for what you must have to understand. To it? Tall you and your response LOL, I would like to respond to only from the Japanese, please is I do not know the Japanese ... Because even if the translation is bad, so I have to use a translator for this, I apologize."