Farm Minister with a funny face

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Farm Minister Norihiko Akagi appeared Tuesday with a bandaged face. He refused to explain the bandages. But I know the true and secret reason why he is so miserable, particularly today. Let me post here later.

Do you have any idea so far???

http://www.sanspo.com/shakai/top/sha200707/sha2007071809.html
 
I feel sorry for him...

I think it might have something to do with the Yakuza, or his wife...

I hope you won't say it's a conspiracy because I am done with that.
 
My hypothesis

My story is too long and complicated for you to understand the circumstances around me.

So, let me explain the essentials.

Today this morning, I was injured seriously. I rode a bicycle for the first time for the past 20 days. Until yesterday, it had been raining continuously. A huge typhoon came. But, things were unusual today. There were few stalkers or harassing vehicles. When I moved through a zebra crossing and turned to the left on the sidewalk, I suddenly fell over small pieces of gravel. I cut several places in my arms. Those pieces of gravel were round or sharp. I was confused but soon I understood that it was conspiracy. My bleeding was heavy, but I could walk. I think that somebody sprinkled some oil to the gravels. The slipping situation was so unusual.

There were several hospitals around the place. I called the ambulance department. I didn't need an ambulance. I needed an advice about to which hospital I should go to see a doctor. But the operator responded absurdly, recommending me that I should go to some distant hospitals. While, more than five minutes I had to talk with the wrong operator, an ambulance suddenly appeared in front of me with siren blaring. I said to him, "Do you hear the siren?" He said, "No, I don't." He was telling a lie. He was at the control center of ambulances. It was apparent that he could see every location of an ambulance.

Finally, I said, " I think XX hospital is the nearest. Is this hospital available for me? "Just a moment please.............."

I got off the line and walked to the hospital.


I came back from the hospital to my home by taxi. But, in the taxi, I heard a surprising two pieces of news one after another.

One was the announcement of the end of the rainy season by the meteorological agency.

Another one was the farm minister's news.

Both news were sarcasm against me. For the past 20 days, I couldn't enjoy cycling. The weather forecast was obscure and I hoped that it would be fine. When I had to give up cycling for some time, suddenly the end of the rainy season was announced. This year, the timing of the announcement was very unusual. It was the evidence that they controlled the weather and that they were conspiring against me.

The farm minister's case was a typical Japanese style conspiracy.

Offenders are usually underlings. Sometimes their bosses have to convince them that the order is from the top leader of the organization. But, since the orders are illegal, the top leaders can not communicate directly with the offenders. To solve this problem, they use special signs.

This is one example of conversation.

"Lay a snare against Cherry_Cherry."

"It's highly dangerous. I suspect that it is not our leader's order but your own order. Could you show me a proof?"

"Don't worry. Tomorrow, the farm minister will appear on the news with a bandaged face. It's the sign. It's the secret order."

The next day, the underling looked at the farm minister's picture on a newspaper article. Finally, he acknowledged that the order was from their leader. Then he thought he would be protected to the full.

I suspect that the person who walked into such a trap was not only me. There must be other victims.

I still hope that this is just a coincidence. But there are too many unusual things around me. I can't write all of them. I always say that this is only the tip of the ice berg. It is really so. Thank you for reading.

Postscript

Some people say that they are chased and stalked by ambulances with siren blaring. I am occasionally annoyed by ambulances.

In the morning, when I wake up and turn the light on, I frequently hear blaring siren around my house. It occurs completely at the same time.


I hastily wrote this posting. There would be some wrong expressions or confusion. Excuse me.

The more unusual the secret order is, the more clearly the underling could understand.
 
Well the first thing is, are you quoting something here, because if you do than please use the quote function and where you quote it from.

Not everything is a conspiracy... especially falling from a bicycle because of a slippery road due the amount of rain from the typhoon.
 
My story is too long and complicated for you to understand the circumstances around me.

Mmmm me thinks you went to the wrong hospital. :eek:

Not everything is a conspiracy... especially falling from a bicycle because of a slippery road due the amount of rain from the typhoon.

Really, I guess when I stubbed my little toe the other day and lost the toenail....damn that hurt....I should be blaming the conspiracy gods that are out there just waiting to rain on my day? 🙂
 
I think (or at least HOPE) this guy is pulling our leg, because no one is THAT paranoid...or ARE they???? AHHHHH!!!!
 
Wow now i know who to blame for all of my bike riding accidents while growing up, though putting oil on the path does sound like it was a job pulled off by pretty powerful people i mean do you know the price of oil these days? I blame bush for this clear conspiracy!
 
Wow now i know who to blame for all of my bike riding accidents while growing up, though putting oil on the path does sound like it was a job pulled off by pretty powerful people i mean do you know the price of oil these days? I blame bush for this clear conspiracy!

You can't your not an American blaming Bush for conspiracies is an American thing we're not sharing, go find your own President to blame!🙂
 
Haha we dont have a president. I just thought oil..bush.. yes these 2 go together lol. While we are at it i blame bush for the fact that monkeys do not have the correct vocal cords and didnt evolve in a way simular to us. Either bush or EH. He seems to be cught up in monkeys too.
 
Now, let me see...

Cherry cherry, does your condition meet these diagnostic criteria?☝


Mean World Syndrome is one of the main effects of Cultivation theory. It can occur when frequent consumers of news media begin to perceive the world around them as an unrealistically mean and dangerous place. It is described as the distinguishing characteristic of Media Induced Post-traumatic Stress Disorder (MIPTSD). Media Induced Post-traumatic Stress Disorder is a manifestation of some PTSD Post-traumatic stress disorder type symptoms specifically due to exposure to entertainment media that focuses excessively on violence. Two significant differences between this disorder and PTSD are that exposure to real trauma is not necessary and that symptoms include an overwhelming desire to seek out violent images (PTSD victims avoid trauma exposure). Symptoms similar to PTSD include a numbing of general responsiveness (detachment, decreased interest in significant activities) and ongoing increased arousal (problems sleeping and concentrating, irritability, hypervigilance, and exaggerated startle response).
Mean world syndrome - Wikipedia
 
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