E-Mail translation please!

[Pepperoni Papaya]

Could you please translate this e-mail into English? Apparently my friend've received it from a shop:

AllenJoan様
Are you crazy?
この度は、アースモバイルをご利用いただきまして
誠にありがとうございます。
カード審査がNGとなりました。
別の決済方法をご選択お願いいたします。
不正注文の際は、警察に通報しますので、
警察より連絡が入ります。
※不正注文の方へ
まじめに生きてください、
人間として・・・

Thank you all in advance.

 

[epigene]

Hmmm.... it seems you or your friend tried to use a fake credit card or something like that to make a purchase?

The person writing you the reply recommends use of other payment options and warns you that the police will be notified of attempts at fraud, as well as issuing advice on life to stick to the straight and narrow...

 

[Pepperoni Papaya]

Eh? I have no idea ~.~ Anyway, thank you so much for your reply.

 

[Glenn]

That doesn't seem like it's a serious e-mail to me, though. Is NG really considered OK in formal Japanese? And that last paragraph is a bit... out of character, let's say, for a formal notification.

 

[epigene]

That doesn't seem like it's a serious e-mail to me, though. Is NG really considered OK in formal Japanese? And that last paragraph is a bit... out of character, let's say, for a formal notification.

Yes, I agree. I've thought it's "out of character," too.

But, since the poster claims it came from a shop, it must be a serious reply. Maybe the "shop" is a Web-based, one-man operation, and the person is free to write what he pleases?

NG may have been used in hope that it is understood by foreigners? (Resorting to wild guesses here... )

 

[Elizabeth]

Yes, I agree. I've thought it's "out of character," too.

But, since the poster claims it came from a shop, it must be a serious reply. Maybe the "shop" is a Web-based, one-man operation, and the person is free to write what he pleases?

NG may have been used in hope that it is understood by foreigners? (Resorting to wild guesses here... )

アースモバイル is a real phone company but I still got lazy and stopped reading after "Are you crazy?"
The familiar tone must make it from a vendor or other trusted intermediary in a long-standing relationship (taken to new heights).

 

[YayoushiKo]

Once again, the ground you for your mobile
Thank you.
NG Cards is now screening.
Thank you by selecting your payment method.
To order wrong, so the police,
Contains contact from the police.
※ toward illegal orders
Please live seriously,
As a man

 

[Toritoribe]

Once again, the ground you for your mobile
Thank you.
NG Cards is now screening.
Thank you by selecting your payment method.
To order wrong, so the police,
Contains contact from the police.
ﾂ?ｦ toward illegal orders
Please live seriously,
As a man

Google 翻訳

It's useless to post such a worthless machine translation.